sweet sixteen

so i would just like to say, happy super sweet sixteen to me. i'm officially still not legal! WOOO! no really though. i need to figure out what and when i'm doing my party. the parents are being difficult.i'm thinking a bonfire again, and a boat ride...and maybe a few ppl sleep over and we watch chick flicks all night. sounds good to me....hot dogs, smores, birthday cake (i refuse to pay for my...
July 22nd, 2009 at 07:25am

my day and guess the song all in one!

first off, happy fourth (: sadly it's rained all day here, but alas, we midwesterners love our fireworks, and a little drizzle has no effect on how many we inevitably will set off. and we don't care if the cops show up. we'll tell to grab a beer and a chair and settle in for the show.i was setting one off last night (or attempting to). it was a 3 incher, and i was like all in my stance, arm...
July 5th, 2009 at 01:52am

guess the song, it's popular tonight

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating1. ‘I have these dreams I’m walking home’2. ‘step right up and listen, welcome...
July 1st, 2009 at 05:52am

The truth about girls

We love gossip.Gossip isn't a sin, it's an art.'Fine' never means anything good.We are never too old to play dress up.We love Ben & Jerry's more than you.We aren't too proud to ask for directions.We must go to the bathroom in groups.It takes an hour to look anywhere near good.We create drama.My stilettos may look hot but they hurt like a bitch.We get moody, learn to accept, understand, and...
June 16th, 2009 at 11:37pm

is it too late to say,,,

i really miss you. we always have fit like two pieces of a puzzle.but now you've got some other girl who never has been able to make you smile the way i have. and she can't cheer you up like i do.you were my rybear.i think maybe i love. and i know you love me. maybe i should've told you.maybe i still should tell you.is it too late to say i want you...
April 11th, 2009 at 10:34pm

i'm not a princess...this ain't a fairytale...

what do i love? i love expensive shoes and bags....even though i can't afford any. i love best friends with inside jokes. i love fun colors of nail polish. i love teddy bears. and i love chick flicks and more importantly, the guys in them.why can't god just give us all a guy like the ones in Sweet Home Alabama and A Walk To Remember, or maybe Bride Wars, and Confessions of a Shopaholic, after...
February 23rd, 2009 at 03:00am

Happy national ferris wheel day.....

hahaha i found out that valentine's day is also national ferris wheel day when i was little, and feb 14th has never been the same every since. see i never got teddy bears, and roses, and chocolate like all the other girls cuz well....i don't know....my parents and guy friends must not understand the concept. so i always hated the day.BUTit seems times have changed because i now have a teddy bear...
February 14th, 2009 at 05:28pm

call me an idiot....

but I need some very simple homework help because my brain just left me stranded.are you ready for this one?which hand is the hour hand on a clock the big one or the little one?when you stop laughing it'd be really nice of you to answer so I can finish my French homework, without getting them all wrong.kthx!oh and there is an eternity of servitude up for grabs for the first to answer.thanks...
January 14th, 2009 at 01:19am

hell hath never met anyone like me

you know hells fire as an oddly satisfying warmth, the intimidation of the dancing flames, the unmarked path of their flickers, it all seems so at home now. The scene seems oddly alluring now. Im legally bound to stand on the outside for the next few days, to live a carefree heavenly life, but all I want is to dive back into the refreshing heat. Feel the intensity. Let the adrenline course through...
October 21st, 2008 at 03:31am

you can't fix stupid...

9 Stupid Things1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake...
July 10th, 2008 at 08:02pm

it's all about the ladies...

Top reasons why it's better to be a woman:1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.6. We've...
July 10th, 2008 at 07:56pm

i didn't even catch on fire...

so i've decided i want you people to get to know me a little better....BUT FIRST!!!OMG I ALMOST DIED story for last week.lesson to the smart: never let drunks set off fireworks.kso i was like chillin on the deck over the river watchin the fireworks thursday, and i wasn't rly payin attn but i guess a rather drunk man was lighting a firework and he pointed it the wrong [AKA at me] so i'm like...
July 6th, 2008 at 10:18pm

What a week....

lol looking back on this week, i'm surprised i don't have 2 casts, so i'm not too worried; but actually i haven't had a week like this in a few yrsOk Phil is my Brother, he’s 26, and he’s like...awesome just so everyone knows.Sunday:I got to go up to Wisconsin to see my brand new lil niece, Emmersen Kay. My bro called and he’s like...so I guess you’re an aunt. I was like...holy...
June 7th, 2008 at 08:31pm