Kevin Jonas is the best Jonas Brother. He is amazingly talented and is getting married which means he'll loose his virginity and i'll be able to rape him without going to hell.My love for Kevin is very deep and passionate. His sideburns turn me on immensely. It makes me just want to pinch his cheeks.He is the sexiest Jonas Brother and I say he should have his own band by himself without his other...

Me and my shoelaces are in love and we are getting married in the near future.I will propose to my shoelaces in a few months. We're going on a date tomorrow for Valentine's.My Shoelaces are amazing, they're neon yellow with pink dots and sparkles. I am in love with them completely. I would seriously have sex with them once we're married.I have two shoelaces so we're polygamists. I find this a...