Dear World,A little girl stared hungrily at a lollipop in my hand that I was going to throw away. I didn't want it, so I tried giving it to her. With joy in her eyes she ran to her mother and pointed at me, saying what a nice girl I was. I smiled and waved back.Beautiful, isn't it?The mom goes up to me, slaps me across the face and tells me that I'm a "sick, twisted freak." Real words. Real...

Everything weird, my friends, is now considered foreign in the U.S.~Play the Wii without buying all the unnecessary extra-parts? You're foriegn.~Do you like honey in tea? Or anything else for that matter? Foriegn.~Do you or did you not blame your parents for ruining your entire life while a teenager? Foriegn.Do you have common sense?FORIEGN.And that's why America needs more hard-working foriegn...