Asians and Sexual Things Go Hand in Hand

As most of you have probably already noticed, this bitch amazingly gorgeous. This is Vivian. She is the only person who is this close to me, I’ve never gotten closer with any one. Sure I have friends but this kid actually knows me. She gets me. I love how sexual she is, we can be sitting beside each other, not saying anything, and would burst out yelling ‘Penis’ or ‘Rape’. And I’m like...
May 25th, 2010 at 01:06am

I'm Got Pulled Over!!! WTF

K, so one day me and viv were just coming back from safeway, we went out for lunch... and we found this shopping cart and so i told Vivian so hop in, so she did and i pushed her... so we're coming down the back lane and we see this ghost car, (a police car that is all white) and he starts talking to through the speaker while he was sitting in the car, jesus you lazy ass police guy, we're 5 fucking...
January 25th, 2010 at 11:44pm