Welcome to my updated will. I already have a will, but I made it in like grade 9, so I feel the need to update it. This will is basically just me auctioning off a bunch of shit that I own in case I die anytime soon. And here’s how it will work:First of all, in case anybody doesn’t know what I want to happen when I expire, I shall say it again. I’d like to be cremated, and put into Dr. Pepper...