Tonight was my school's open house. And Kevin--my BF--asked me to go watch him play in the band room as all eighth grade players have to. So, afterwards, he comes over to me, looks over my shoulder, and says,"Hi dad." Yeahhh, that was awkward. His dad had been watching me watch Kevin smiling like an idiot. Then Kevin turns to me and says, "Hey, thanks for coming. You know how you played...