"My hair's in the pie Brian. And now it's inside of you. A part of me is inside of you, Brian. Do you feel me Brian? Do you feel me inside of you?"

Well, to start off this whole she-bang of dog crap, my name's Jackie, but you can call me Toons for short. I'm bisexual, but I like cats more than hot-dogs, understand? ;) No, probably not. I'm taken by Melina, or Lesbian FTW on my friends list. Look at her, confirm her amazingness, and talk to her! I want to write something that will make you smile, or laugh, or masturbate, or pee-your-pants scared, or maybe even inspire you enough to cry. Who knows? It's my dream, what's yours? Leave me a message, I'd love to 'talk' to you.
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