The name's Elle. Im fourteen. I cant type numbers, because my keyboard is stupid. I love dogs, but currently want a cat. I adore furry little rodents such as ferrets. I DONT adore bunnies.. how contradictory. The best band ever is obviously Paramore, We The Kings being a close second. If you like Miley Cyrus, I effing hate you. If you hate Twilight, I effing hate you. If you smoke pot, or anything else, I won't be best friends with you, but I won't effing hate you. Uhhmm.... OH! I play the flute, aaannnnddd I'm a complete band geek. I LOVE nerds. My bestest friend happens to be one of the biggest nerds I know. Her name's Morgan aka Mo. My OTHER best friend is named Bri. my OTHER OTHER best friend is Alyssa :] If you'd like to know more things about me... well then ask :]

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92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

90% of teens would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a cliff. If you're part of the 10% yelling "Jump, bitch!" in the background, put this in your profile.


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How you thanked your mother

§ When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by howling and screaming.

§ When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.

§ When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.

§ When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

§ When you were 5 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

§ When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

§ When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

§ When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

Those Teenage Years

§ When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

§ When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

§ When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

§ When you were 18, she cried as you passed your high school exams. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

§ When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."

§ When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

§ When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first flat. You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

§ When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"

§ When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

§ When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

§ When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

§ When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder. There's no substitute for her. Though at times she may not have been the best of friends, may not have agreed with your thoughts, she was still your mother!!! Your mother will have been there for you; to listen to your woes, your braggings, your frustrations, etc. Ask yourself "Have you put aside enough time for her, to listen to her "blues" of working in the kitchen, her tiredness???" Once gone, only fond memories of the past and also regrets will be left.

Put this on your profile if you love your mom

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