Hey guys! So considering the fact that you're reading this, we're pretty much good friends (: So it's nice to meet you! I'm Emily, I'm a sarcastic sh&t with an unflattering potty mouth that I'm working on fixing. I just thought I'd say that because I'm going to probably feel compelled to swear a lot on this blog, but I'm thinking that if I censor it with some sort of symbol, I can mask my...

I am a girl and I have my raging hormonal tendencies that you’ll have to forgive me for eventually. And upon watching the new Jennamarbles video this sexual Wednesday, I’ve realized how much I really hate this girl in my English class.But hang with me here, I have to get this out.First of all, I want you to know that I don’t actually hate anybody. No one in my lifetime has done anything to...