–noun, plural -mas, -ma·ta ?[-muh-tuh] Show IPA.1.a puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation: His disappearance is an enigma that has given rise to much speculation.2.a person of puzzling or contradictory character: To me he has always been an enigma, one minute completely insensitive, the next moved to tears.3.a saying, question, picture, etc., containing a hidden meaning; riddle.4.(...

Why do English teachers just HAVE to come and ruin every single good thing that this universe has ever spat in our faces?To Kill A Mockingbird, Number the Stars, A Christmas Carol, Dr. John, Billy Collins, Lord of the Flies...Fine things when they stand alone, but once an English teacher sinks his/her claws into fine literature/poetry/music, it is immediately ruined by the compulsive...

It's night of the living mosquitoes in my house.I'm waiting for WWE raw to start, so i might as well do what I'm best: talk egocentrically about myself and what I did today.Woke up at seven o'clock sharp (pretty good for me), although it was not a peaceful wake-up. My cousin (who now lives in my house, if you haven't read my other journals) slipped in the shower and cut his head on our shower...

Okay, this seriously feels like I'm part of the movie "Little Miss Sunshine"...if you've ever heard of that movie. It's the funniest shit ever.But for real, I am so PISSED OFF.Last Sunday, my second cousin Nick tried to commit suicide. I don't know what's wrong with his life, but he's about thirty years old and looks like a strange combination of Jesus and Rupert Grint (not kidding).So I had to...

I did not wake up this morning feeling like P Diddy--I woke up this morning with a cat on my stomach.That was the landmark start to my horrible day of status-related afflictions. It is days like today that I wish that Maddy and Rose went to my school...but alas, they don't.I took my shower, but it turned out that I was out of shampoo...and our water heater is broken. I had to streak across our...