Bored in that bathroom stall? haha, well check out these fun and a bit crazy things to do while taking a shizz.lawlz. Btw: this is NOT spam, it is stuff I come up with to make you laugh. The End.1. Scream "What the hell is THAT?"2. Make orgasm sounds3. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand4. Roll fake grenades under other ocuppied stallz.5. Say "Damn, i knew that drain hole was too small. What am i...

Emmett Cullen is not allowed to:1. Spread rumors that the reason why Edward never had a girlfriend before Bella is because he likes guys...2. ...And that he has a crush on Jasper...3. ...or Carlisle4. Tell Alice that pink really isn't her color5. Attempt to juggle with Esme's china6. Tell Bella that if she jumped from a great height Edward would have to change her7. Microwave Peeps...8. ...and...