This was written in 2008 possibly 2009 while in year 7 (1st year of secondary school) in set 1 Maths, how this came to be is a mystery and I know it makes no sence but hey I was aged 12 or 13 and my co-writer "l o v e 4 f a m e" was aged 13 to 14 at the time also so don't be to harsh we were two very bored kids in Maths.Here it is:The Monkey with the hammer killed the man with the paper clip, who...

My Friend are great but anyone can say that but my friend really are, their not all the same that’s what makes them great, I don’t deserve pals like them they would never leave you alone in the rain, would never hurt me or make me feel bad, my friends help me if I’m sad, if I need a shoulder to cry on they will offer themselves and will always show the best of themselves and I will only ever...