I posted this blog four score nine months ago asking for you all to channel your inner mad detective skillz and help me figure out what I was trying to say in this here note from my phone:And while I am 1000000% sure I was talking about the rain, I decided to go with what this pleasant Mibbian said to sound cooler and stuff:Now I must call for your help again. I know your mad detective skillz must...

My fic ideas come from when I'm asleep and then I wake up and go "HELEN GUESS WHAT" or "PHONE GUESS WHAT" and sometimes they work and sometimes they're like wut:What is that. What. My *educated guess* is Rain is ___ as fuck.But what is rain, what is it really? Is it FICKLE as fuck? FINE as fuck?And here is where you come in, Mibba. Tell me: WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY, HERE?**I was at work yesterday...

My favorite furry friend, that's who. In absolutely no chronological order:Here he is, Actual Diva Star himself (his alter-ego is Princess Josephine) after getting his toesies dremeled. He hates pedis like burning.Here's the poor dude after his bath as he got attacked by not one, but TWO pitbulls and on the way home from that attack some sort of Dane mix. I could go on, I'm still angry.He's...

EMINEM AND CASSADEE POPE BOTH HAVE A SONG THAT JUST CAME OUT. SOMEONE FANGIRL WITH ME, PLEASE. FANGIRL WITH ME AN MEAN IT.IS THIS NOT THE COOLEST SHIT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVERಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ ಥ‿ಥ!!!ಥ‿ಥ!!ಥ‿ಥ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!September is soon and you know what September is? DANIEL TOSH AND MAROON 5 THAT IS WHAT...

Guess who has eight fics. Eight very unfinished fics. It's like I have eight kids and aren't sending them to school or something. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)But duck it to hell, I am working on it.Slowwwwwly. ಥ‿ಥAS FOR RACHELLE'S FIC IDEAI want to venture into the world of girl POV. I am terrified of everything girls IRL. So intimidating and gawwwgess srsly stop. щ(ಥДಥщ)... That...

How! About! That! Title! LIST OF THINGS I DO WHEN I'M BORED ... FEATURING THESE "AGGRESSIVE" BULLET POINTS SNAPCHAT LIZZY. 26 TIMES. (LUV U) WATCH GAY PORN -- USUALLY WHILE EATING CEREAL. (I don't know, okay? BUT NOT WITHOUT TELLING LIZZY FIRST SHE HAS TO KNOW THESE THINGS BECAUSE I AM AN AWFUL FRIEND. ) WHAT IS WRITING? HOW DO YOU WRITE? WHY WOULD I WRITE WHEN I'M BORED? ... Write. I READ A 95K...

My nose, holy shit, my nose. You know how you feel before you get a bloody nose and/or run in the wind? THAT IS MY NOSE RIGHT NOW. EVER SINCE LAST NIGHT WHEN I COINCIDENTALLY RAN OUTSIDE IN A BREEEeeeEEeeeEZE. A very light breeze. A barely there breeze... That was still enough for my nose to pack up and quit.It did actually bleed for realz a couple weeks ago and I HAD NO TISHES WTF. I still don't...

(I'm just going to babble on about Rachelle's Weird Dream so that by the time I'm done it will be late enough to have my mom call my Oma because there is no way my stomach is going to put up with leaving the house today fmlfmlfmlfml) (I'm supposed to help out at homeless shelter) (but god dammit my stomach is like HEY NOW, HEY NOW, THIS IS WHAT BEING SIIICCCKKKKKK FEELS LIKE) (hahahah Hilary Duff...

SO WE WENT TO PET SMART TODAY AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT FOR ZUKO. OH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT STYLISH BANDANA.Fun fact: we were originally going to name him Batman. And by "we" I meant my sister and me because my parents were like "uhm that is not magestical enough" and my oma was like "No no no he needs a name like Blacky" and we were like wtf.So I was like "how about Zuko you know from...

THEY'VE ALL BEEN UPDATED WITHIN SEVEN DAYS ISN'T THAT AWESOME. IT'S LIKE... HERE ARE MY CHILDREN BEING TREATED EQUALLY.I AM A MOTHER OF EQUALITY. I AM EQUALITY.Whoa, what was all of that. Anyway -- this never happens so I am like yeah. (Meaning: it's never happened.)So yes. Hi. Hello Mibba. How are you. Anyone else awake for Mibba's doomsday moment? I was shakin' in me boots.Here is doggy. Doggy...

Hey Mibbsies!I just went from Sassy Pink Gaskarth to The Real Slim Shady to The Real Mitt Romney to Da Real Barack Obama to Actual Thug Obama to BILINSKI and now I'm back to The Real Slim Shady. Great talk, guys. Onwards to the good stuff -- my storaaaaays:The ListI updated that last Saturday and there should hopefully be an update again this Saturday (same goes for anything else I put on here)....

YES HELLO MIBBA I LOST MY MOM. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FEMALE BILL GATES I SHIT YOU NOT SO IF YOU SEE A FEMALE BILL GATES ROAMING AROUND THAT IS MY MOM PLEASE LET HER TEXT ME WITH YOUR PHONE BECAUSE SHE FORGOT HERS. (She really does look like a female Bill Gates, though, which means that's gonna me me when I'm older $$$ we're like twinsies)I got up to ask her if she wanted to hike (SHE LITERALLY PUT THE...

Welcome to Rachelle's Super Sweet Summer Vacation. Just kidding -- it's more like Rachelle's Super Sweaty BUMMER Vacation.It's muggy. Bleh. Bleh.SO I HAVE THREE FICS THAT ARE GOING TO BE UPDATED ON SATURDAY AND WERE SUPPOSED TO BE UPDATED LAST SATURDAY BUT I WAS PLAYING HARVEST MOON AND THEN MY MOM MADE ME GO OUT TO EAT YOU KNOW? But I had this banging milk-shake and bacon and an okay pancake so I...

My mom is so awful before/during her period that it's funny. And then I get all and she gets all "DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE " while she's yelling about a popsicle wrapper in the living room or whatever.And how can you not just.Whaa.Mooom.Staaahp. Today she just had a TOTAL FREAKOUT and went " RACHELLE YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME I SWEAR YOU GUYS ARE ALL IN THIS WITH A...

What one do you prefer?Personally, I'm more of a dialogue person. I don't really like when someone spends awhile talking about how the trees look or where-ever they are just to do it. I honestly don't have the attention span for it. Buuuut, I like description if it's the narrator's thoughts because it's kind of fun.I was just writing my draft chapter (don't judge me ) for Mod. Homo and most of it...

Yes hello this is Actual Thug Obama turned BILINSKI. I'm still totally presidential, though. Onwards:I used to think my dog looked like Adam Levine, but now I just realize how silly I was. Because my dog is def Snoop's twin. Just look:Zuko:Snoop Dog:Zuko:Snoop Dog:Zuko:Snoop Dog:Just... yeah. They are the same. They are like BROTHERS. Little snoop doggy brothers.It's uncanny.And now to fill up the...

I FEEL SO EMPTY. NO "I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING" FEELING. Sure, I need to clean my room and hop on the treddi but uh... those aren't urgent.I'm done with schoolio for the summer (so I was all "oh yeah, cool, lots of time to write now." I have lots of ideas but I am so lazy like do I really have time to plan that out.Yes, Rachelle, you doI want to do some sort of camping fic. Like... summer camp...

LOOK AT THAT DUCK HE IS PUMPED THE DUCK UP. I AM PUMPED THE DUCK UP.SO PUMPED.My school ends on the 13th and I have a shit-load of work to do but it's turning out to all work out fine and I love having a lot of work to do for a set period and just yeah PUMPED. GONNA FINISH SOME SHIZZ.Now on to the important stuff.Teen Wolf Season 3 is tonight. TONIGHT. 10 PM. AND I NEED JUNK FOOD. BUT I CAN'T...

Firstly: my dog.Secondly: my cat.There, out of my system. I promise I won't talk about my furry critters for the rest of this blog. I promise like a boy-scout.Anyway.Writing is tough lately. I have no problem with doing it, and I like it, but it just... I don't like it. I don't think it's good enough. Which yeah, bummer. I just have to keep writing to get better, yada yada. I get it. I think I'm...

DID YOUR MOM GO THROUGH THIS HUGE JAMES BLUNT PHASE? You know the dude who's all "yo beaaautiful, yo beautiful, yo beautiful ittttssss trooooooo"My mom did. My friend's mom did. My other friend's mom did. So I must know: did your mom go through a James Blunt stage?Common symptoms of the James Blunt Stage include middle-aged mothers playing the CD in the car, while they're in the bathroom, and...