Hi, my name is Mel Short and I like life. I started living SIXTEEN years ago, and so far, it's been fun. I am sarcastic pretty much ALWAYS never. I cannot wait for the apocalypse; go ahead and ask why and I shall try to explain. I also like food a lot. It's one of my best friends. I'm a cat person; I absolutely hate dogs. I'm pretty tight with Hitler; he's a cool guy, real smart. Theatre and Chemistry run my life basically. Let's talk about 'em. You know the shows Scrubs and Moral Orel? Yeah, I love those too. I like things that glow in the dark. I have severe arachnophobia. That thing called "music" equals super awesome and if you would like to share musical interests, then you should probably ask me. Oh, and I kinda sorta have thing for Zombies.
?I'm not thinkin' Arby's. I'm thinkin' you best give me a goddamn Snicker's Blizzard.
I HATE YOU.And it's only because you're human.
(Because if you really think about it, we all are just awful.)
DO YOU LIEK WAFFLES?
FUCK. YEAH.
DO YOU LIEK PANCAKES?
Ish.
DO YOU LIEK FRENCH TOAST?
Only sometimes.
I survived Velociraptor Awareness Day: April 18th, 2010.
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Please don't steal my layout.