Not Silly Spam

Jessica is great. I mean really great. She's a natural redhead. All my friends think that's somehow hot. i never understood why redheads were supposed to be sex pots, but now I understand.:)Jessica is truly a great gal, she's a keeper, she's ahmazing. With an h. Jessica is the one girl I've dated that instead of complaining about me playing pacman, jumps next to me and tries to steal the...
May 4th, 2011 at 06:40am

The Pancake Player

Several people have asked me where the hell I came up with the Pancake Player as my name...Well here's the story, enjoy.I was sleeping one night, perfectly normal and all of a sudden I hear crying and I run downstairs and find my girlfriend pounding on the screen of my backdoor. (Yes the screen, meaning she could have pulled it open anytime) and crying on the ground.I let her in and she just keeps...
June 22nd, 2010 at 02:49am

Whip Cream Contests

June 21st 5:33pmI am staring, amazed, baffled, and completely out of my mind at my best friend. His name I cannot diclude but I like to call him Cale. Now Cale...yes like the Ale beer is completely drunk. (He's 18, I know I told him to stop) And he's having a staring contest with my cat, laying on his belly and blowing in the cat's face as he yells at it for not blinking. He did this for about ten...
June 22nd, 2010 at 02:36am