love being a badass/karl pilkington is a god and I'm in love with Sinatra/not in a nazi way.

I haven't been on here for so long.I miss the journals but I have a real journal now, I mean a book with a pen and everything (no plug necessary). I went to a really cool literary festival last weekend, unfortunately I had tonsillitis but I'm something of a hardass so I didn't let it ruin anything (even when my tonsils literally looked like testicles - fucking gross). I bought two books; one...
June 6th, 2011 at 01:06am

thanks a lot austen, hoe. jkjk I love you really. :)

oh my loooord I haven't been on here for a while...what to say...WELL I've started sixth form and it's nearly half term, YAYO. Holidays.Just watched snatch again, I love Vinnie Jones sososososo much.But oh man the work for a levels is fucking haaaard. so much harder than those pesky gcses (so to any of you out there doing them... sorry but it gets a LOT worse). Saying that though I have never been...
October 20th, 2010 at 09:24pm

lock me up baby, I'm the next Ted Bundy ;)

I love journals, infact the journals are stopping me from writing more stories (bad thing). But I just love them. They can be serious, funny, irrelevant... EVERYTHING. even the journals I read and think "Well that was stupid." I still love because they're hilarious.blah blah, enough love. so I was reasearching serial killers and all that earlier (yeah I do this a lot, they are facinating) and I...
August 15th, 2010 at 02:42am

My dreams are ridiculous.

AH right, here in England everyone in the country aged 16 is sitting around waiting for our GCSE results (a week on tuesday). They're pretty important.So last night I have this dream where I get my results; I get an F in french (AHHH) and an A* in art (impossible) and an A in history (that may sound good and it is but I know I can get an A* in history, it is the only one I am hoping for). The rest...
August 14th, 2010 at 06:25pm

WHY CAN'T I GET COMMENT RAPED?!

Okay, is it just me or is it complete bullshit that everytime someone with a penis decides to get mibba all us girls go f**king mental?! I mean it is embarrassing and boy do the boys love it. It makes me so mad to see them putting things like "I'll reply to you if you say something interesting." on their profiles. I mean how f**cking rude, you should reply to everyone you arrogant tit.I understand...
August 13th, 2010 at 11:31pm

oh man.

So, I have work in two hours and I've only had about three hours sleep.I FULLY planned to go to sleep at this party last night at a sensible time, I had a place to sleep (tent) and my sleep bag all ready but nooooo I end up getting very, very drunk and distracted and not getting to bed untill 5am (and even then I could sleep cause someone had their iPhone out and they were watching FAMILY GUY and...
July 23rd, 2010 at 05:24pm

sleazy drunk. ;D

why do I drink so much BEFORE I even get to the party?tonight is gonna be dumb fun.I HOPE I DON'T DO ANYTHING STUUUUPID, HEH.HICUUP.omonoo,nmomn,o,non,on,on,,OM NOM NOM I feel like a pasty. I NEED SOME MEAT.feed me. anyone/?I love that I NEVER THROW UP no matter how much I drink. (even JD).blahblahblah, I gotta go. off to a sexxxxy field with lots more irresponsible, underage teeeens.YAY....
July 22nd, 2010 at 08:55pm

criminal minds + partying + toy story + cornwall + belly piercing + I LOVE YOU GUYS

MAN am I obsessed with criminal minds?!I literally just got into it like a week ago but I have already powered through season one and I'm on to numero deux now (please no spoilers you lovely people).So my new life's ambition is to become a BAU profiler (heh, after researching it though it is looking pretty tough, like 200 out of 10,000 FBI agents get into the BAU plus I live in the uk, what is the...
July 21st, 2010 at 10:32pm

Journal #3 (Ahhhh wtf?)

OKAY, so I just got cramp in my right foot (I think it is cramp yeah?) and MAN I HATE IT.It is so painful and the worst thing about it is that you know it it coming, you move your foot and you get that numb feeling and you just thing "fuck, here comes some weird muscle/tendon stretching pain". Then ARRRRRGH, it actually made me say that out loud.why does this HAPPEN?!?-__-I feel I should put more...
July 15th, 2010 at 07:06pm

Journal #2 (DEAR MEGAVIDEO)

Dear megavideo,firstly I would like to say thankyou, thankyou for bringing me so much enjoyment in the form of new house episodes and your extensive back catalogue of criminal minds episode. thankyou for allowing me to watch movies before I new I could download them using utorrent. thankyou for being the most reliable video provider compared to toudou which is absolute SHIT.but, why the FUCK do...
July 15th, 2010 at 04:19pm

Journal #1 (GLASTO)

So I am back from Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Performing Arts 2010 and how was it? Well to be honest: meh.I mean parts of it were amazing but I have this empty feeling that I missed out on so much because the site is so huge and there is always so much going on you will never get even half of it done.The dance tents were good and I saw one of my favourite bands (Crystal Castles) there on...
June 30th, 2010 at 09:46pm