Dear Journal,Wow creepy waitress and 4 really creepy dudes just barged in an ruined her date. One is obsessed with feet, the other is a sausage king,another is a magic act and the other is obsessed with his body !!!! "Why is it wet ", "i stuck it in water", "why', "i don't know"!!!"Bottle opener would be good with a couple of beers", "SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol Never take coins out of a fountain it...