okay here goes, so i woke up this morning (shit) at 6:34A.M. just the way i like it. not exactly 6:30 and not exactly 6:35. i could hear the faint rumble of the garage door down beneath my brown fuzz I call carpet. reached over and turned off the beeping alarm clock, and instead was bombarded with the rhythmic sound of Smelyalata by NeverShoutNever. I used my toilet and rinsed off my face with a...