My whole life, I've never been serious about a guy. I'm befuttled. I know how to do it, I mean the whole relationship thing, I just wish when I had to put it into play, the right things to say and do would come to me. So to get this off my chest and into your head for the next minute or so, and so here I write:Dear Brandon,I remember all the hushed conversations we had on the phone when your...