I needta f*cking b*tch.

Two things...well...maybe three??First off; I got $$$, KATTFEST is coming Aug,26 and tickets are 25$ and I have enough to pay me AND my brother in. But ohohohohohoh. my friend wants me to go to White Water with her and her church cuz she don't want to to go alone. DERP. I 'ont even wanna go to white water. I told her that and I all I plan on doing is reading and listening to my mp3 and getting a...
August 11th, 2011 at 05:11pm

Write answers in comment boxx

As stated in title, write your comments in the box. As mine will be under the question,1.What do you think of Bieber?I don't give a crap about him.2. Who is your celeb crush.MARILYN MANSON.3.Do you use the lower case Q's as G's?Good lord no.4.Whats your favorite band?I'm terrible at picking favorites.Harry Potter or Twilight? Neither.Batman or Superman? BATMANNCanada or Mexico? BulgariaAdult Swim...
May 27th, 2011 at 05:47pm

Places to never take your father and brother..

Ross; There are TONS of aisles with nothing but bras. The store is full of middle aged women your father is trying to hit on. If you have the perverted brother I have he will make a remark about the shopping carts, "Daddy, the shopping cart has a REALLY BIG wee-wee!"Walmart after dark: There are a bunch of weirdeos there. There was a transvestite dude there and my father and brother insult the...
March 17th, 2011 at 02:42am

Why your dearest is on crutches...

I hate crutches.I hate slow elevatorsI hate manwhoresI hate St.BernardsAnd I hate my luck...I have a sprained ankle. Like...say, monday around four, my dad got off work early because of some reason idk, but he gets off work at five.BUT ANYHOO:I ask him to play tennis with me, i'm actually good at that sport-ironically. So we play and then my brother comes out of the house from playing video games...
March 3rd, 2011 at 04:41am

If only I was an Asian...

Gawwwsh, all this craming im supposed to do only an Asian or ..the brainiacs that stalks asian girls taunting them with Pokemon cards could do this amount of cramming!Meesterr Williams' literally forced me to do this solo thing. (i'm in my schools band program and he's like..band assistant..? FML) At the beginning of the school year I DID sign up to do a solo but shiz, happend and I was out of...
February 23rd, 2011 at 12:59pm