F*ckin' SWAG.Look at him, struttin' around, all like, "Hater's gonna hate."He's such a pimp. When he gets bigger, all the lady pandas are gonna want a piece of him, that lucky son of a… female panda.Yeah.............My entry isn't 100 words long yet. I really don't know what else to say...Um, hi? How are you?I'm good, tired, kind of hungry, but aren't we all?......OHMYGOD, I JUST REMEMBERED...

SHOULD. BUT THEY CAN'T BECAUSE I'M TOO SEXY TO BE ARRESTED ;)It makes sense if you don't think about it.Seriously, I feel really sexy right now. I'm wearing a suit and tie with fancy dress shoes. I have to go to this dinner with my parents. It's for my father's friends birthday or something like that. I don't really care. All I know is, I've been standing the mirror for over an hour just checking...

I GOT AN "A" ON MY CALCULUS TEST :DAN "A"!A F*CKING "A"!Yeah, this excites me since I suck horribly at calculus. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE GOT AN "A" TODAY AND I'M ONE OF THEM!!It also means my "D" was brought up to a "C". If I can keep it that way until report cards, I can go to New York with my girlfriend for Spring Break :DGUESS WHAT ELSE HAPPENED!The owner of my town's skate park is selling it and my...

F*ckin' magic.I feel like a magician.Anyways, today I went job hunting. Sounds fun, right? It's not... -___-I got applications from KFC, Burger King, Subway, Pac Sun, and High Point. I just got done filling out the ones for Pac Sun and Burger King because those are my two favorite places on earth after the skate park and my bedroom.Read this please? C:My laptop is messing up. Noise won't come out...

Today in school the girls who I mentioned about in my last journal – y'know, the ones screaming "Penis" – apparently shouted it today in the halls. I jinxed myself when I told someone they didn't do it at school but luckily, I wasn't there. I slept in and was late for school.Apparently the two girls kept shouting it over and over at their lockers. None of the teachers were doing anything...

I get it. Most guys on here are fake and the majority of people on here who can type properly are girls, but that doesn't mean I'm fake. Some girl has been arguing with me for the past hour telling me there's no way I'm real because I don't flirt it up with girls and demand picture comments. I didn't come on here to flirt and have a bunch of horny pubescent girls to tell me I'm hot – I came on...

And people ask me why I don't date in my hometown -____-So I was at the mall today, just chillin' with my friends, walking around, and not really doing anything. This is what people in my hometown normally do when they go to the mall, especially the guys. The mall is just a place for guys to hang out and mess around during the fall since they closed down the skate park (they close it down every...