Hehe. I always write hyperbolic titles to get you guys to click. Lol. It works.But anyways, no, I just watched her stand-up on Netflix, "Whitney Cummings: Money Shot."So. Fucking. Annyoing.I was skeptical at first, but then I got into it. I was like, "HA HA HEE HEE LADY FUNNY!" Rofl-copters all over the fucking place. Waking the neighbors and shit, cops responding to noise complaints.I was having...

Haha! I tricked ya.Not really though.Okay, so I was browsing some celeb gossip (promise I don't do this often, not nearly), and I learned something very very cool.Disney Channel's hit show Good Luck, Charlie is featuring a same-sex couple on their show.XEDTCFUY GKUHJLRMTKJNLM!!I freaked the freak out! I don't know how old this news is or anything, because, again, I am REALLY not in the loop about...

I hate the three-day rule.Like, you're not fooling anyone. I know you want a piece of this. We had a great time last night. So wtf? Why do you feel the need to wait THREE FUCKING DAYS to tell me you want to go out again? This is just dumb, and it doesn't make me want you more, it just makes me sit at home frustrated because you're being a big assface.And the worst part is, he's not even like this...

I mean a real man.And it's weird, because I'm a feminist, and all the stupid, limited ideas that society puts on people to live up to their gender really just irk the crap out of me. But I really do want a man.Like, with hairy arms and a broad chest. And big, beefy muscles, and toned forearms with the veins that I can poke because it's fun. And he'll let me because he rocks. And hands with messed...

Why do guys think that hollering derogatory statements about my physical anatomy would make me want to talk to them?I'm talkin' about shit like:1. "DAAAAYUM, GIRL, DEM TITTIES BOUNCIN'!"I know they are. They are wonderful, and that's what they do. Get the fuck over it, foo'.2. "Psst. Pssssst. Aye, baby. Why don'tcha come over here and talk to me fo a minute."Why the fuck are you whispering? It...

You whore. That title is totally why you clicked. It's okay. I love you anyhow.There's this kid at my school, and he is just...goodness fucking christ. Sexy as...I don't know. A sex potato? That doesn't sound very hot, but--OH! I got it. He is one hot potato. Yes indeedy. And he wants it, guys. He doesn't want to want it. But he wants it.So, he's a senior and I'm a sophomore. Last year, I was a...

The Biebs.We all know him, and if you don't, that's really weird. Like...yeah. There is a HUGE range of emotions that are associated with him. Some girls believe him to be God, and get tattoos of his name and/or face, or cry when they hear him sing, or are literally willing to kiss the ground he walks on just to be near him. Like, the crazy bitches.Then there are girls who are like: "JUSTIN BIEBER...

I just legitimately don't get it. It was the only myth I never believed in, simply because it makes no fucking sense. Like, let's examine this for a moment:Once a year, on Easter, a fluffy white bunny frolicks around in the fields of the world, playfully hiding vibrantly colored eggs filled with candy.Who da fuq...????WHAT SHIT WERE PEOPLE ON WHEN THEY CREATED THIS?!?!Here is a transcript that I...

So, I--like many of us here--used to be a member of the site called Quizilla. There, I posted what I thought to be amazing Harry Potter fanfiction. All of my friends loved it, and my fame skyrocketed on that site. I got like, 500 viewers within 15 minutes of posting a chapter. I was on it. I was like, "BITCHIN! I'm kickin' fanfiction's dumb cliched ASS!"So then I switched to Mibba and only brought...