He's a lovely British modernist who's enticingly sarcastic, his elite charm puts yours to shame.
His favorite color is purple, and he doesn't eat food-- he eats Twix.
He's lazy as fuck, and that is the reason why his dearest Joey is writing this about me, and that is also why his beloved Joey has a migraine from concentration.
He's in band; he's very talented. Plays the drums like a motherbitch. It's called Vertigo, and it kicks major ass.
He's quite the friendly fellow, so dont hesitate to talk to him.
He can also be a total asshole. You've been warned.
xxx Joey