Lastnight I volunteered to help out at a Christmas party on a farm for kids aged 3 to 8. There was a castle and a lot of hay. Needless to say, the kids enjoyed it.A couple of the volunteers drove in in a Noddy car, dressed as Big Ears and Noddy and a few other random clowns. It was pretty funny, seeing as all Big Ears could say before he had to go on was "I need to piss. I need to piss. My head is...