20 Ways to Stay Alive In A Horror Movie

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.1. Don’t have sex.* Seriously* Abstinence is key.2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.* I don’t care how good he says his weed is* he is cuckoo bananas* and he wants you dead.3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.* There are six words...
January 28th, 2011 at 06:29am