I find it funny but really aggravating at the same time how my bones always ache like an old woman. I guess that's what I get for getting in a car accident two years ago, right? I broke my whole left rib cage and now they ache when the weather's like this. Also I limp because my hip replacement gets all irritating in this weather. I don't like the winter. I'm moving somewhere tropical one day, and...

The most relieving feeling in the whole entire world is to read about how you "can't get over someone," and, yes, it was awful in retrospect, but you're finally over them! This painful, heart-achey endeavor is over with. I mean, yeah, you'd still like someone to hold or whatever, but still. It's a three-million pound weight lifted right off your shoulders. You don't even see it happening, but one...