Me?
Well let's see... I like long strolls on the beach, sniffing socks and buying tampons for my mum. *Serious face*. Nah, just kidding. I'm Jonny (joe-knee, but who gives a fuck, just call me Johnny), female (no shit), bi, taken, and badass *poses* ;). I love Flapjack and Captain Knuckles. I swear, they are my role models. One day, i'm gunna open a town called Bikini Bottom, and I'm gonna change my name to Patrick Star. And then, I'm gonna drag Nila and make her be Sandy. My dreams are to be completely, and utterly happy, to meet John Lennon, Kurt Cobain and Anthony Kiedis (don't doubt my skills) and die a very old, wrinkly prune with killer humor. Don't be afraid to comment. I'm pretty awesome if I say so myself (don't deny it).
?Jonny







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