I've been busy recently, and will be until February with regards to fiction, so I won't be putting up any updates to my stories. Just in case you were actually watching my stories. I promise All To Impres You will continue. I used to have a nasty habit of not completing stories. No longer will I do that. I will finish them even if it kills me. So don't worry if you're keeping an eye on them; I'm...

My story is an original though it is based on a song which I think is called (I'm Going To) Shoot Somebody Famous. It was performed first in 1982 by a comedian named Tony Slattery, who, for the record, has (or had, maybe) such a beautiful singing voice.If you'd like I can get the link to the video on YouTube. If not, well that's your loss. I don't doubt that other people have written works based...

University's still going okay, though I got a bit upset during the week. It seems to be all sorted though; my counsellor helped a lot. See, people don't give lecturers enough credit. Busy, busy people with hellish workloads and they still have time for people. Unless, you know, they're upset about something, then most of them (especially the very volatile ones) will just take out their...

I stayed in the computer lab too long and now am late for Chemistry. Probably just as well - I almost threw up earlier. Like JD of Scrubs fame, I began to imagine scenarios of turning up for a lecture (I imagined three different scenarios all with the same outcome) or speaking to a lecturer and trying not to vomit. Vomit happens, bizarre twist ensues, hilarity, ending of reverie.I tend to dream a...

Hello to one and all, at least those of you who have (possibly drunkenly) stumbled onto my baby profile. I use the word baby since it's just new, not because I like babies. Which I don't.I have some time to kill before I have to go, so I'm (rather stupidly, really) using this opportunity to write nonsense in a text box on a screen. Delightful, no?Let me introduce myself. I like to be known as The...