I can't even..Chapter 1Duck was sad becuz he getted kicked from holywoof undeck. So he stalkd dem all da tym. He wus so unhippy wen he fund out dey haz replaysed him fo some hawt gui. He also becam sexually frustratd. He spended all dai wackin it to pix of danneh boi. Aron wuz so pizza at dan fo takin hiz plays. But he feeled dan waz so sexay. So he finded him after da holywack undeaf concrete and...