ugh. I HATE REMEMBERING SH*T. but here's what I can remember of today (and for the sake of your health, you shouldn't know the rest of the things I've done today, anyway. I advise you see a doctor after reading this. enjoy :D) : last night I went to bed at 2 am, so I'm so f-ing tired today. I still don't know if I'm still in a nightmare or not. Guess I'll just have to see when I wake up in the...

yup. so it was easter yesterday. but my family is completely "out-there" and we CELEBRATED IT TODAYYYYYY YAYYY :DDD...... >.< ya, sooo my mom bought me and my brother like six FREAKIN BAGS OF CHOCOLATE EACHHHH wow, and I thought a all those tootsie pops would rot my teeth when I LOOKED AT THE SUGAR ON THE CHOCOLATE BAGSSS well.... SUGARS HEALTHY FOR YOUUUU (at least..... in MY world it isss)...

You know what I hate? Get your earplugs. YOUR MOM FARTING EVERY THREE MOTHERF*CKING SECONDS!!!!!!!! O.O (heave, heave, heave) yup, so I was just sitting there, being a "good" little girl and TRYING to do my homework, when all of a sudden I hear a freakin' grenade go off. I looked up at my mother in horror, but her face was all giggles and bunny-pink. WEELLL, I'm like, "What the hell was that?!"...

Okkkk, so me and my family (mom, dad, brother, MEEEE) were just having tacos for supper tonight. Just want to give you some details. Don't worry--it's not some normal, boring shit. HAHAAASo my dad was all like, "Get up here, it's still hot!" (wtf... that's what she said??) AHA :D so anyway, then we all started eating it. My brother was being his usual smart-ass self when he said how the "chili"...

Ok.... I just found out that if you don't feed bugaboos every few hours they do weird little flips, fart for a while, then drop dead. WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!?? I thought their just like dogs; you feed them, throw the ball at them then leave them for a few days until they die too--oh wait... never mind...... it's not like I did that or anything.... PFWW..... O.O...... >.< so ya,...