Overdramatics'

I have two kids, one is my german shepherd/labrador mix named Jack, and this huge ball of black fur named Fatty.
In a few months I'll be moving from LA to Colorado Springs all by my lonesome.
I've already experienced a shit load of life lessons, and I haven't even lived long enough to legally drink.
The way I see it, life's for having fun, and its much better lived on the beach surfing, in the mountains hiking, on the streets singing at the top of your lungs, and in your home sitting back reading a book (one you actually want to read that is).
Water polo has pretty much ruled my life these past four years, and the only thing I got from it, was broad shoulders. Thank you dear sport for making me look like a man.
A certain retarded pop singer said 'california girls are unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top', folks, shes retarded. The ones who walk around like that are what we call hookers. Unless we are at the beach, you will never see this. You are more likely to see john stamos reciting shakespeare on the hollywood boardwalk.
Ecliptic is the only word to explain my musical taste, shown by my three favorite bands/artists: HIM, John Mayer, Asher Roth. Have seen over forty-five bands live (including Circa Survive, Jack's Mannequin, Relient K, Gallows, and Tigra) to name a few, and am itching for my favorito band to make its way back on tour in the US.
My grandpa is some hot shit in spain, which makes my life complicated. I go out to spain every summer, and while there am forced to act very prim and ladylike and eat fish and eel and be silent as all women are supposed to be. Yark.
My name is the female version of John in italian.
I'm half spanish, half italian, first generation american.
I speak only small bits of either language and even then poorly.
Hei, I'm Gianna Grisolia.

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