I'm so proud of myself! I lost four pounds!It doesn't seem like much, but when you've got a slow metabolism like me, any weight loss is exhilirating. I EARNED this weight loss!But I was thinking about maybe trying the South Beach Diet. I've researched it a little, but I'm kinda confused. Do they just give you a meal plan and you make the food yourself, or is it like Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem when...

The other day, I decided that I would try out for cheerleader.Not two years ago, I was the girl in band laughing at the cheerleaders because I could see straight up their skirts and calling themwhores dignified ladies.And now, I'm getting my friends Cate, Paige, and Erin to help me work on the tryout cheer and dance.I'm so legit.I'm kind of excited. I've never done anything like this, never even...

If you read my last journal (Oh my god, what did I do?), then you'll know that I entered a beauty pageant.What the hell?Yes, I thought the same thing after I signed up.But anyway, the dateis getting dangerously closer is set for Saturday. I have a gorgeous black dress that I was considering posting on here. It's not slutty at all, which is amazing. I got my strapless bra, a slip (my grandmother...

I signed up for a beauty pageant.Yes, Rachel signed up for a beauty pageant.Can you believe it?Didn't think so.I've beennot eating limiting my food intake andstaying up late to work out incorporating a little more cardio into my routine so I look better in my beautiful dress.To Do:Get shoesGet my dress alteredGet a hot bodyFind some really awesome fake nailsGet my hurr did;like?Find a sexy makeup...

If you don't know the song "Chelsea Smile" by Bring Me the Horizon, then go look it up. ^__^I've got a secretYou can see on my tongueYou can see in my blood andI can't get rid of itI got something you gave meIt sits in silenceEats away at meIt spreads like cancerChlamydia and HIVSyphilisGonorrheaI'm burning and scratching'Cause I'm a hoThis disease is getting worseI counted my blistersNow I watch...

Oh shit, get your condoms readyI'm about to go downEverybody in the place hit the fucking SexBut keep back all your hoesI run this, let's goI'm on Jilly, I'm on JillyEverybody likes looking'Cause I'm screaming like pornI'm on Jilly, I'm on JillyTake a good hard look'Cause the camera's brokeI'm on Sex, motherfucker, take a look at meStraight banging, wet as the deep blue seaBusting that ass while I...

It goes to the tune of "Not Good Enough for the Truth in Cliche" by Escape the Fate.*clears throat*Hurtful words from my enemies get me real pissed offI guess I'll tell the room owner.Dylan says I won't go to Hell for being biTJ's mean and makes me want to die.Sitting in this room with my Mibba bitchesFinger on the trigger to my dear JillysexOut from the window kids are squirting Shannen's...

Conner is a picture comment whoreJust like me!But he's still my favoritecracker from FloridaHe's Fergalicious, he's so delicious,So nutritious, he's syphiliciousHe reminds me of swingsetsand seesawsAnd I don't even know whyHe's like a virgin, touched for the very first timeEven thoughHe's stilla my hoAnd doesn't know the songFlorida crackerFergaliciousSyphiliciousHe's Connerlicious!And here are...

Seth reminds me of SubwayBecause he's half ItalianAnd compares his mom to Wonder BreadAnd he's a 5...5000...$5000 footlong!He throws potato salad on the ceilingJust to see if it will stickDenise likes to give himlollipops to lickLalalalalaSeth MorianoLalalalalaSeth MorianoLalalalalaWelcome to Crackdonald'sLalalalalagiving away jellybeansLalalalalaSeth Morianooooooooooooooooooooooo!And now I have...

Sex and candyIt's the perfect combinationEspecially for meBecause Denise is sexyThis song doesn't rhyme at allAnd makes as much sense as my test on the Berlin Wall <==That rhymed!Denise is prettierthan myblue fuzzy penDenise is sexierthanSeth Moriano's shinDenise is funnier than the Tourette's GuyAnd bluer than the skyBecause Denise is sexy candy!Well now I have to add words because Mibba says...

I turned 15 on Octoner 28, 2008. Ten years since I saw you, eight years since I heard from you, and seven years since your funeral. For your birthday present, I decided to catch you up.Age 7- I went to Disney World-without you- for the very first time.Age 10-Although I'm no longer Christian, I was baptized. I started playing the flute. I went to Washington D.C. for the first time, along with...

There are only three boys that have ever said "I love you" to me that wasn't a part of my family and that may have meant it. I have learned so much from these three guys that will hopefully help me for years to come.Guy #1-1. If a guy wants to invite you to a lakehouse, you can probably bet that his parents won't be there or will be "supervising" in the next cabin over.2.NEVER date a guy that is...

Today has been interesting. Let's see...I woke up at 5:20, like a regular school day. I was shocked at this repulsive behavior, but I got up and got ready.My mom and I left for my grandparents' house around 10. We got here and visited, then went out to eat for my grandfather's birthday. There was a huge argument because my two bratty cousins wanted to come (ages 3 and 5) but no one was going to...

It is strange to think about it, but I am finally in high school!It's a relief, yet such a stressing part of my life.My middle school did a terrible job of preparing many of the "General Ed." kids (that's just what they call the average kids) for high school. Lucky me, I was in the gifted and talented program, so I was already prepared in sixth grade. I see many of my friends receiving poor grades...

A lot of my friends said that I am a really good cook, and that I should share some of my recipes, so that is exactly what I am doing. Everything is vegetarian and easy to make, as well =]I will only add a few at a time.Black Olive Tacos:-tortillas-salsa-cheese-black olivesSpread about two tablespoons of salsa on top of a tortilla. Then, add about a half cup of cheese on top of it. Spread...

Invisible Children is for children in Uganda who have been kidnapped and forced to fight in the war. They are taught to fight with each other, and are brainwashed to think that the whole time, they are having fun. Children run away to the city and sleep in their own piss and blood in alleys just so they won't be kidnapped.FBLA, or Future Business Leaders of America, is a club that learns about the...