Cereal Killer / Comments

Phew, thank GOD! I know some people from northern Kentucky and I'd just like to punch them all in the face repeatedly. :P
You're good though, you're a cool Kentuckian xD
I live in Birmingham! :] At least, during the summer and on weekends and school breaks. I go to a private school about 2 and a half hours southwest of Birmingham, so during the school year I live with my grandparents.

Yes, Alabama. It uh. It's humid, yeah. I'm only saying it's humid because I don't know of a stronger word than humid. IT'S HELL. WITH MOISTURE.
What part of Kentucky do you live in?

Ugh, for real! Alabama's like a damn monster attached to a wet blanket smothering you and laughing maniacaly while you die.
I can't even go outside unless I'm wearing sunscreen. The sun just hates me and shit.

I used to like him. -.-' Glad I don't anymore. He's one of those people where I just don't know if he's being serious or not.

YOU DON'T ACTUALLY US 'EM. D:< DIRTY HOE. (I'm just playin'. o.o I am sure you're not dirty and i'm sure you're not a hoe. XD)

"My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it."
&
"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
&
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"
lmfao.

One time he texted me saying, "If I washed my dick a thousand times, would you suck it." I was like, "...the fuck you think I am? ._."
XD

The pervy ones are my favorite. :DDD
At the office copy machine: "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

He probably thought I was going to say something sexual though. :'D But, no. Because that kid creeps me out. Now his brotherrr..ahaa. ;)
lolnojk.
I don't like his family.

My favorite is:
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven, angel."
lmao.

Oh my gosh. xD So, this kid texted me and he's really annoying. Like really sarcastic. So, I'm just being stupid trying to get him to stop. And lol.

Me: lololololololol.
Him: Yeah ha ha
Me: lka sdlfjkasfjasjlf asld lasdjkfslkf alskf
Nice to meet you, I'm Courtney.
Le'ts have tea.
Him: I want tea
Me: You know what tea leads to.
Him: What no
Me: More tea.

XD

NO, it's hard to love friends like that. D: I don't like people all up in my business. xD Like, I love having friends around. But if something's funny, she'll like hang on to me and laugh [i]obnoxiously[/i]. There's this girl that squeaks when she laughs. She can't help it. So, the girl that has funny eyebrows will squeak when she laughs and it's SO ANNOYINGGGG.

Phew. Sorry about that. xD

OMGLOL.
I'm having mental visuals of that. I must try it out now. XD
She's like aggressive too. D: Like, I'll be doing my homework and something funny will happen. And she be like, "HAHA COURTNEY." And as if her loud voice didn't get my attention fast enough SHE HITS MY ARM. D: and it hurts! She's just one of those in-your-face-24/7 type of people. \:

That's so true though. xD lol. Well, the handwriting matters if you want it to be readable though. :D rofl.

Have him bring it to you. XD

Omg, I know a girl who talks with her eyebrows. D: It looks like they're having seizures. Like, she'll be telling me and someone else a story. And she'll look from one person to the other like every second. D: And her eyebrows go up and down like nobody's business. I wanna tape them suckers down and hold her eyeballs in place. xD rofl.

I hate when someone has really pretty handwriting and they're like "OH MY GOSH it's so sloppy. D:" I'm just like, stfu, I'd trade any day. -.-'

What's wrong with her fiance? D:

lmfao, YES. They use their hand so much when they're talking. xD [That's what she said.]

My handwriting is pretty small. :D
And you better get your camera soon. D:<
lmao. xD

It is. :D I hate when I'm trying to tell them a funny story through writing though. xD Because then I don't think they're getting the full affect. Like, they need the voices and the facial expressions. :P lmfao.

You should take a picture of your handwriting and post a picture. XDD I'll do it too. And I'll win. ;D

I know, I was so mad. D: Like, I was so frustrated. She was like, "What. o.O" and I was like, "WELL, IF YOU'D PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN....I'd freaking show you." xD

lmfao. I don't know. xD Sometimes I just feel in the mood to write. So, if we're not taking notes, I'll just write my friend a note. xD And I'll write it all neat and stuff and I'll be like, "Aww, I love my handwriting. :'D" And then one of my friends who has good handwriting will hand it back and it'll look better than mine and I'm like, D:< FUU.

I know, right. xD One time I was watching tv with my sister. And it was an episode of a show that I had already seen. Well, there was this super funny part coming on and I was wanting her to see it and I was like, "Dude, look! This is funny." She continued texting. D:< AND MISSED IT.

xD I even pass notes in school just for the hell of it. :D Like, if the teacher doesn't care if we talk, then I'll pass a note. I don't know why. Well, usually when I pass a note even if the teacher doesn't care if we talk, it's usually because I'm telling them something I don't want other people hearing. xD

I hate when I'm trying to talk to someone, like in person, and they have their phone in their hands texting. So, then I go to talk to them and they either don't answer and then ask what I said after they finish texting or they give me the finger. ._. And I'm like WTF. xD Even though I am kinda guilty of that sometimes. >.>

And I love texting my friends when we're in the same room. xD

I've wanted to move out and be an adult since..well..forever. :D I just hate being restricted by my parents. Which is why my mom and I argue so much. xD

I haaaate when people don't reply. D: Especially when I say something a little iffy that may be taken as weird. xD And I'm like, "Oh my god, I scared 'em away. O_O" xD But when someone pisses me off, I use those one word replies. :D Just to piss them off. ;) xD

And it's cool. You can ramble. xD

YES, I WANNA TRADE. :D Why don't you want move out? o.o

Oh my gosh. -.-' I hate when people do that. When I was dating my ex, we'd be texting and I would tell the [i]greatest[/i] story ever. Like a super funny freakin' story. And you wanna know what he'd say? "Haha wow."
._________. He'd seriously say that everytime I told a story.
And this would be me:
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy310/patsypoutusXxX/Other%20Pictures/kingsleygif2.gif

llmfao.

I wanna move out so bad though. Like, you have no idea. I mean, sure, I'd be having pancakes for every meal because that's the yummiest thing I know how to make. (I suck at cooking.) BUT I COULD MAKE IT. I could. -.-'

My dad's awesome because he'd ship me off to mtv if I got knocked up? Yeah, that's some great dad. D': lmao, jk. I think he's awesome too.

So, I'm texting my friend. And he said he was laying down and I was like, "Fun." And he said, "yeah hella boring." And I thought it said "your hella boring." I was like, D:<
xD

Yes, I love the night. :) Well....>.> I hate going out at night because I'm afraid some freak is going to like cut my head of with a chainsaw or that I'll step on a slug or a snake...But I love the night when I can just chill alone while everyone else is asleep. :D

Last time I watched her she woke up and came to the kitchen and started crying. "What's wrong? D:" "I want my mommmmyyyy." "She'll be home soon. Let's go play the wii." "No." "Watch tv?" "No." "Ride your bike?" "No." "Play a game?" "No." "I'll make you an omelet. Are you hungry?" "No." And by this time I'm about to just run out and walk all the way home which would take me like five hours to do. xD So, I finally ask "Are you thristy". She stopped crying and asked for chocolate milk. ._. -.-'

I wish. D: I wouldn't be able to afford it. And my parents wouldn't let me. My mom said the only way she'd ever let me move out before I'm 18 is if I got pregnant because she'd kick me out. And my dad said that if I get pregnant, he's shippng me off to mtv. xD

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