This is me, telling you.
Hearing Papa Roach / Hollywood Whore
Drinking cherry limeade
Reading Witch & Wizard; James Patterson
Updated Lost It All
Mood Pissed as fuck.
I swear to God, I was going to kick ass today. I was so pissed during P.E. , which ended up being a good thing for my softball team, since I play like a boss when I'm furious. Meaning, I put whoever pissed me off's face on the ball, and then I hit really well. XD
But, anyways. This senior in my class, his new nickname is "Assfucker" (thanks to me), expects that all the freshman girls are going to think he's Adonis, and bow down to his gorgeous-ness. He's butt-ugly. Assfucker also thinks that we should be afraid of him, and... We aren't. Between me, Heather, Lindsey, Ashleigh, Jazmin, Erika and Kricia, he got bitched out so many times. There was also a leetle conversation between us that went something like: "Suck my dick, fucking asshole," snaps Bailey.
"You have a dick?" asks Assfucker, surprisingly curious.
"Yeah, you want to see?" Bailey asks, smiling innocently. "It's probably bigger than yours, bitch."
"Fucking whore!"
"Talkin' to yourself?"
"Don't even deny it, you got hard from that," Ashleigh adds in, making Bailey laugh her ass off, right in the Assfucker's face.
So, yeah. Pissed off day. Was listening to Date Rape, by Sublime, a little while later, and laughed my ass off at the "and now he takes it in the behind!" part. (x
Oh, and let's not forget he was insulting Mexicans. I mean, I'm whiter than a sheet of paper, but alot of my close friends are Mexican, so I just about killed him. Five times.
Sorry, guys, needed to rant. (x
About this Crazy Chica:
Name's Bailey, don't wear it out, or I'll stab you with a spork. Currently a freshman in high school, and hating it; I spend my time listening to music and slapping whores with Jazmin.
Live in a polka-dot of a town, where most of the guys are jocks(and assholes), and half the girls are whores. Oh, and let's not forget that the previously named people strongly dislike me, for no other reason than the fact that I call 'em like I see 'em. Thus, the slapping whores.
Avenged Sevenfold and Hollywood Undead are life.
Softball and volleyball are my sports.
Horror movies are funny, especially when it's bloody and gorey, and people are getting capped every time you turn around.
Graphic design is fun, even though I may not be that great at it.
I'm not scene. I'm not emo. I'm not skater. I'm not stoner. I'm Bailey. Label me and you're signing your own deathwish.
Drama is fun, as long as it's on a stage. Acting is fun, when I can. I played a tree and a badass grandma in Into the Woods, for the eigth grade play. :)
I am no longer forever alone, as of May 26, 2011. ?
I was going to put something else here, I just can't remember what. Lmfao.
deviantART?
Tumblr stole my social life.
Twitter, even though I can't even remember my password half the time.
Kay, bye.
There're a multitude of Jimmy Sullivan quotes beneath this, and the scrolly-box of death suggests that you read them. :D Or, it will stab you with a spork, otays?
"Oh, shit! What`s in the bucket? What`s in the bucket but a bucket of shit, but a bucket of grapes? And grapes in the mouth make you happy down south, makes ya get a big boner what`re you gonna do?"
"I don`t blame anyone for wanting to fuck us."
"I think we`ve done more drugs in a night than anyone else ever has, combined."
So that`s all for my Jim-Jam quotes.