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Todays Event: There was this lady walking her dog and she accidentally let go the leash and that dog bolted away like no tomorrow so me, being the nice person, chased after it until i caught it about 5 streets away and ran my ass back to the lady only to be hit by her purse and accused of being a pedophile. Yeah because everyone pimp-slaps you with their 200 pound purse when you rescue their dog -___-
NAME: Jake, Jacob, Jay, Jakey. Call me whatever you want
I'm German and Swedish.
Fun-loving
Not afraid to make a fool out of myself
Easy to get along with
I'm nice, as long as I want to be.
Be decent with me and I'll be decent with you.
Outgoing
I'm Impossible ;)
According to my friend, I'm a S.L.U.T: a Special Unicorn that Licks Turtles.
Thats right, I like turtles. Jealous? I think so haha
I'm a good listener and i'll help you in anyway I can
eef yoor goeeng tu tiype lyke dis den GTFO
I don't want to talk to someone who types like a drunken 5 year old
"They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste, but what good is mine if I'm locked up in a cage."
"You cannot kill whats not your creation, this is the art of breaking."
"I won't justify the way I live my life cause' I'm the one living it, feeling it, tasting it and your just wasting your time."
Todays Event: There was this lady walking her dog and she accidentally let go the leash and that dog bolted away like no tomorrow so me, being the nice person, chased after it until i caught it about 5 streets away and ran my ass back to the lady only to be hit by her purse and accused of being a pedophile. Yeah because everyone pimp-slaps you with their 200 pound purse when you rescue their dog -___-
NAME: Jake, Jacob, Jay, Jakey. Call me whatever you want
I'm German and Swedish.
Fun-loving
Not afraid to make a fool out of myself
Easy to get along with
I'm nice, as long as I want to be.
Be decent with me and I'll be decent with you.
Outgoing
I'm Impossible ;)
According to my friend, I'm a S.L.U.T: a Special Unicorn that Licks Turtles.
Thats right, I like turtles. Jealous? I think so haha
I'm a good listener and i'll help you in anyway I can
eef yoor goeeng tu tiype lyke dis den GTFO
I don't want to talk to someone who types like a drunken 5 year old
"They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste, but what good is mine if I'm locked up in a cage."
"You cannot kill whats not your creation, this is the art of breaking."
"I won't justify the way I live my life cause' I'm the one living it, feeling it, tasting it and your just wasting your time."