Bastard Son. / Comments

That comment sounds so utterly stupid.

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE MIA AGAIN, FTW. >=O

Nate scared the motherfucking shit out of me today. He came up behind me and grabbed my shoulders and said boo. I screamed.

God damn that boy.

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO YOU LEAVE THE BEST COMMENTS.

"I used both index fingers." XD I can totally see you doing that! With the tip of your tongue poking out of your mouth in utter concentration.

Going all gentlemanly on my ass? xD How exactly does someone do that? Your and your mind translates everything into perv language. How horrible it was of us to create our own language while sitting in prison bored off our asses... OH, CHARLIE! How I've missed you, buddy.

Things are fineeee. Still no moves or anything. He's still following me around and being a smart-ass.

IT'S SNOWING?! I want some! Snowflakes are so pretty. The high temp for today as 39 degrees. :D Good thing I got the kitty inside. ^_^; I named her Angie. She's adorable, but really really skinny. SO CUTE THOUGH.

Meaningless thoughts...? LMAO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? Quit talking to yourself. My goodness.

INSOMNIA IS SO FUN... when you don't have obligations in the morning. xD
OOOOH, sucks for you. =P

ILY, you know that.

My username on ffnet is fightingfornothing. (with the period... it's so improper, but it makes everything look that much cooler!) It's based off a Meg & Dia song. It's the only thing I could think of that wasn't taken. Someone already has lost prophecy. on there! PFFTT

Nate is a gentleman. And you are gentleman death...

LMFAO REPLIAGE!? That word made me crack up.

Our avid talking must have allowed my left over flu germs to pass through the internet and consume your body. xD And that's what you get for taking those days off before... after exams and all. >_>

Nate is a very nice name. I like it, too.

The Charlie? LMAO Okay, no dissing. Just mocking. xD You're not an it, Sara. Your ffnet profile makes me picture Cousin It from the Addam's Family.

Thank you for remember to include the "unslytherinnish" in your roar.

Jack and coke? EW. And you don't even remember. I'd rather do straight tequila than thaaaaat.

YES, I SNORTED. It's to represent the swine flu. :D I love when people at work come in sick, walking around saying, "I have the swine flu". I almost killed the boy. He doesn't though. He was just being overdramatic. Ass. -_-

LMAO LMAO LMAO WHAT KIND OF NICKNAME IS WEEZY? It does sound rapper-ish, doesn't it? Hm, I wasn't thinking that. Thanks for making me crack up at work, by the way.

And yes! He is a gentleman, apparently. You wish you could meet him and interrogate him WITH YOUR WAND? ROFL

I'm sorry, but given my knowledge of your slash stories... I pictured something extremely perverted and inappropriate.

Now you have to write a fan-fic with people using wands as sex toys. :file:

Yes. It's all you and YOUR magic. I shall never forget that, your majesty. It is your mind that Harry's actions are based on, after all. DAAAAAMN. >_>;

Tom Riddle and Harry has to be an interesting match...

I made one because you have one, derrrrrr. Get with the program. xD

I MISS YOU TOO, YOU ROARING TARD.

I pulled up to work today just as "he" got out of his truck. He waited for me and held all the doors open for me.

LMAO I'm a tard. I MISS YOUUUUU.

It just took me forever to make a fucking fanfiction.net account. All the God damn names were taken. -_-

Hi, Charlie.

LMAO WTF

I needed your comment before I went to bed. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOUR WORDS DANCING IN MY HEAD!

And OH! The chick's name is Louise... they call her Weezy. IT'S A NICKNAME. Not her last name.

Drinking with you must be the shit.

*SNORTS*

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

I've been waiting for this tipsy comment, damnit. YOU SAID YOU WOULD LEAVE ONE BEFORE AND DIDN'T. I yearn for your smart-assed wit, you know.

One of my porn star friends bailed me out. Worrrd. XD LMAO THE FUCK.

WHAT'S A FCUK? I cannot believe you just asked me that.

Okay... here goes nothin'... When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man puts on a suit and goes down the woman's chimney...

YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN YOU HAVE DISGUSTING ALCOHOL IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM. What the hell are you drinking, anway? IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!!11 And it sure as fcuk ain't New Years. RULE BREAKER!11

That mental picture... I just have no comment, really. Why did THAT, of all things, come to mind? *shakes head* LMAO BOOGERS AND NUMBNESS, SO MY NOSE FELL OFF?

Way to be completely random with checking out your poems. I have to go comment them now. OH, THE ANGST! *hand to head*

You're not tipsy now, hm? Yeah, okay. *rolls eyes*

DUDE, GUESS WHAT! There's some show on TV with some designer and she's making cookies with a grandmother. I swore that she said her last name was Weasley. It's not, though. It's Weezy.

Everyone knows Harry is divineeeeee. And powerful in bed. I learned that from you. Like, duh.

And seriously... that took you long to type? :shifty Did you have to look for each key and push them with your index finger, one by one?

LMAO MUMBLING TO YOURSELF IN YOUR DRUNKEN STUPOR. *DIES*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Talking to you is the most awesomest socialization I can think of. *nod*

And YOU should get used to MY charisma. I'M NOT MAKING YOU SICK. You didn't even know me when you wrote most of your hot and horny stories! =O

Thank Harry it's Friday. x| I'm so exhausted.

Why the HELL are you roaring if you're not a "brawny dim-witted Gryffindor"?

AND HEY. It made sense that you would be talking about THAT chimney! You started it, perv!

Rudi... LMFAO I just picture some convict sitting in his run down home (since it's the only thing he can afford after getting out of rehab) for his pornography addiction, of course.

*CRACKS UP* You went from talking about sex to mentioning Nate's (:shifty: I'm so hesitant to put his name here xD) hands... I just get a really, extremely, horribly dirty image in my head. Oh dear.

LMAO USING OUR TONGUES? For oral communication... He is so not a member here! He asked me once what site I was on when I was reading someone's poems and I said a writing site. He has no idea what it is. So unless he finds the address in his browsing history (since I use "his" computer; such a territorial hottie...) and finds our pages... >_> <_<

And I would just like to say that I would rather be a witty pervert than just a pervert. xD

They lied about a lot of things that happened, regarding their other friends and shit. They even made up people and fake Myspaces.

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO Sara, you made me fucking die laughing. I HA'ed so loud when I read the end of your comment.

I guess that convict, Rudi, is actually me. YOU'RE THE WITTY ONE.

Thank you for making me laugh. You're the only one who did that today. ILY.

WHY THE FCUK DID ME DROPPING DEAD FROM HYPOTHERMIA AND MY FACE BEING NUMB MAKE YOU CRACK UP? *dies of laughter* You'd be said if I died? REALLY? YOU'D BE SAID?

Yes. I am an up and coming epidemic. The mad scientists are still coming up with a name.

GO ON, LAIGH ALL YOU WANT! I CAN HEAR YOU LAIGHING! XDDDD

your comment was offically the best comment ever. ily so much. xD

I was TOTALLY going to go comment the poetry submissions in my contest. But I got distracted. By you.

You and your Slytherin temper. PUT THAT DAMN WAND AWAY BEFORE YOU BLOW UP THE SCHOOL!

And yes, I made it in time. I was only there like 20 minutes. -__- Totally pointless. I got a ride back though from a co-worker. Thank FUCKING God. I would have dropped dead with hypothermia. I couldn't feel my face.

Yeah... thanks for that NICE LONG comment. Tard.

LMAO THAT SOUNDS SEXUAL.

Damn you, Sara. You turn my thoughts all dirty.

WAIT-- How hell the... I mean How the hell-- am I a Pufflehuff? xD

Slide... down... your... chimney. Ahem. Okay. Make sure he wears a suit. >_> You know what I mean. *eyebrow dance* LMFAO THE POORS REINDEER. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT.
WOW. LMAO WTF! And you do have a chimney. Derrrrrrr. *roll eyes*

Rudolph's nose can be the dimly lit, sultry red light that lets you see each other juuuuuust enough. Kinkyyy.

Aidan and Stephanie... I'm finding out that a whole bunch of what they told me were lies. It's making them out to look like psychopaths. >_> Which makes me feel just dandy. -_- But I'm pissed and surpressing it. Like always.

WHOA, CRUCIO SEX? DAYYYYYYMN. I have to look that up. xD You're a bad, bad girl. And I'm sure you work your own magic... *snorts* I'll stop now. It sounds like I'm hitting on you.

I love what I do, too. ^_^; For hating people, I sure as hell don't act like it. I'm a naive softy at heart. That'll never change. Good for others; bad for me. Oh, well. At least you love me. xD ILY TOOOOO!

OH, a BAD horror movie plot? ARE YOU CALLING MY SUBCONSCIOUS MIND A BAD PLOTTER? Well PFFT to you! *snub nose*

...It was pretty bad. >_>

You're just irresistable. HE CANNOT RESIST YOU. And this nookie guy sounds like fun. It's good that you're exploring now and not when you're married with children like the rest of the world does. :D xD

Don't apologize for ranting. I love when you rant!!!11 And duh, it's not like I'd expect a story from you without intense sexual innuendo. You fucking tease. xD

LMFAO, ILY

And as for the flirting... there's this guy who's really cute and works at the center with me doing maintenance work. Older than I am, of course. But only by two years-- and I'm 18, so what's it matter? >_> We haven't had any deep conversations or anything, just flirting and all that nonsensical amusement. He was bitching about how we didn't have any regular oatmeal, only fruit and cream. So I went out and bought him regular oatmeal packs, which I bring in everyday for him. xD I made him ask for it yesterday and say please because he didn't say good-bye to me the day before.

I'm such a dipshit. But he has a really nice body. >_>; He follows me around and looks over my shoulder all day. xD I was imputing SS numbers into the computer's database the other day and he came over and kept pressing the enter key, so I grabbed his hand to make him stop. They're soft and warm.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

I hope to God he never lays eyes on this comment. Which he won't. BUT I'M JUST SAYIN'.

I HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TODAY, RIGHT? THE FUCKING BUS DRIVER DUDE LEFT ME OFF AT THE WRONG STOP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL HE WAS GOING. HE "DOESN'T KNOW THE AREA" APPARENTLY. SO I WALKED. THE FUCKING HIGHWAY. IT'S 24 DEGREES OUTSIDE WITH A WINDCHILL OF 10 DEGREES.

There's my rant. Haha.

lmao You were in the midst of typing up that long ass comment while I was sitting on my ass, staring at the screen and doing nothing.

I'm fucking freezing, Jesus. It's cold.

I fucking hate people.

God damn liars.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?! I commented myself to make up for the lack of comments from a certain someone.