*ends up in New York somehow really fast*
Okay, they should be taping the soup now.
Jared: mmph mph mm?
It's the show he's on.
Jared: mmph?
The other guy we're kidnapping. Duh.
Of course. I always knew it would. I'm glad my dirty thoughts will come true in a matter of hours. Oh, and turn your phone off. Bert and Gee might call.
Jared: *rolls eyes*
Fine. Backseat. You stay quiet, too. Let's go, love.