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JessiVengeance

Name
JessiVengeance
Age
35
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
January 1st, 2008

If I Were Pefect, Then This Would Be Easy

Well, I don't really know what to say about myself, so I'll just give ya the basics.

The name's Jessica.

I live with my parents, but I am planning on going to cosmetology school soon.

I love hanging out with my friends, listening to music, and shopping.


I love Avenged Sevenfold.

They are definitely my absolute favorite band. And, as you've probably already noticed, I'm a little (and by 'a little' I mean about as much as you can get) obsessed with them. hehe but that's beside the point. :cute: They are AMAZING live!!! =D

I do listen to everything...quite literally.

Like I mentioned earlier, I love shopping. My favorite stores are Hot Topic, Goody's, and Wal-Mart. Why spend more money on something that is just going to wear out like the cheaper stuff? lol.

My favorite colors are purple, red, and black. Although, I love greens and blues, too.

My favorite movie is The Dark Knight. It is THE BEST movie...EVER. True story. If you haven't seen it, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I had never seen a Batman movie before...that's right...not even the old original ones...but I went to see this one, and I love it. No, I didn't go see it just because of Heath Ledger (though he was amazing as The Joker). I went to see it because my friend likes the Batman movies, so I went with her. On the note of Heath, he wasn't just playing The Joker; he became The Joker. He made me believe he really was The Joker. Like, it wasn't like watching the movie and thinking "That's Heath Ledger playing the part of The Joker.", instead, it was more like "In all his other movies, is The Joker playing the part of Heath Ledger??" It's THAT good.

Well, that's about all I can think of, so, I guess I'll just stop typing. lol

I have a few one shot stories, and I'll maybe have two or three series stories, too, so keep on the look out for more from me on those. However, poetry...well...yeah that's uncharted territory, and I don't plan on charting it any day soon, haha. Just to sorta give ya a heads-up.


ADD ME IF YA WANT!! :D

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I don't listen to a band just because of their looks...The looks just happen to be an added bonus. =]

Funny Quotes:
"Just so ya know...*says a little louder* Just so ya know, ya don't play guitar with your neck, bro. *pauses, adjusts hat*...Ya play it with your bum bum."----Synyster Gates while lying upside down in a hotel elevator

"Do you want some water?" "No. Just some Walter."----Synyster Gates replies to person behind camera

"I was trying to carry all five, right away, and this one was just barely hangin' on, and it just slipped through."----Johnny Christ, after dropping a 40

"Syn's a better surfer than me, I'll be damned if he's a better baseball player. *swings at ball and misses, then humps bat*"----Zacky Vengeance

"Do you like these shoes any better?" "Well, at least they have seatbelts."----I ask my friend, Kyla, after she's tried on a pair of wedge-heeled shoes that made her feel like she was "falling forward" while she was wearing them

"Tell me what you think about this one..." "I may be tone deaf, but that sounded like you were farting! Were you farting!? Ohhh!" "How'd you like that one, boys?" *coughs and gags* "A little help in here?!" "You're on your own, dude!"----Matt and Rev's conversation in the animated short after Matt farts in the sound booth

"Oh, shit, what's in the bucket? What's in the bucket? Well, a bucket of shit. And a bucket of grapes, and grapes in the mouth. Grapes in the mouth make ya happy down south. Make ya get a big boner, now whatcha gunna do?"----The Rev's masterpiece, 'Grapes In The Mouth'

"I Am A Diamond In the Dirt says:
im confused
-JessRica Lynn- says:
*nods* That's pretty much all the male species is good for I think. That and reproduction. Which we all know they seem to do both exceptionally well.
I Am A Diamond In the Dirt says:
that
I Am A Diamond In the Dirt says:
was the most amazing thing ive ever heard"----A convo a friend and I had...she was having relationship issues.


"Best quote of all time...best one...Matt Berry was like, 'One of these days, dude, I'm gonna get off the bus, and I'm gonna run into the woods...and I'm never comin' back!...But when I come back, I'll be the knife's master.' It's the best turn-around, in the shortest amount of time."----The Rev, quoting Avenged Sevenfold's roadie, Matt Berry.

"What show are you watching?" "Pimp My Ride...But that's not it."----My mom asks my brother, and he completely misunderstands the question. This happened in a Mexican restaurant...my mine and my mom's laughter caused quite a scene. It was great.

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Music is my drug of choice.

Bands I listen to include, but the list goes on forever...
Bands this color and bold are those that I've seen live. =)

~ +44 ~
~ 3 Doors Down ~
~ 10 Years ~
~ 32 Leaves ~
~ AFI ~
~ All Time Low ~

~ Alison Krauss & Union Station ~
~ Alter Bridge ~
~ Anberlin ~
~ Angels And Airwaves ~
~ Armor For Sleep ~
~ Atreyu ~

~ Avenged Sevenfold ~
~ Avril Lavigne ~
~ Be Your Own Pet ~
~ Biffy Clyro ~
~ Blink 182 ~
~ Blue October ~
~ Boys Like Girls ~
~ Brand New ~
~ Buckcherry ~
~ Bullet For My Valentine ~
~ Cartel ~
~ Chevelle ~
~ Cinder Road ~
~ City Sleeps ~
~ Cobra Starship ~
~ Course Of Nature ~
~ Creed ~
~ Daughtry ~
~ Disturbed ~
~ Egypt Central ~
~ Escape The Fate ~
~ Evanescence ~
~ Evans Blue ~
~ Everclear ~
~ Fall Out Boy ~
~ Finger Eleven ~
~ Five Finger Death Punch ~
~ Flobots ~
~ Flyleaf ~
~ Following Sea ~
~ Forever The Sickest Kids ~
~ Foxboro Hot Tubs ~
~ Framing Hanley ~
~ From First To Last ~
~ Godsmack ~
~ Good Charlotte ~
~ Goo Goo Dolls ~
~ Green Day ~
~ Hawk Nelson ~
~ Hawthorne Heights ~
~ Hinder ~
~ Hit The Lights ~
~ Hollywood Undead ~
~ Hoobastank ~
~ Hootie & The Blowfish ~
~ Hurt ~
~ Kansas ~
~ Korn ~
~ Lady Gaga ~
~ Less Than Jake ~
~ Limp Bizkit ~
~ Linkin Park ~
~ Lostprophets ~
~ LoveHateHero ~
~ Ludo ~
~ Madina Lake ~
~ Marilyn Manson ~
~ Maroon 5 ~
~ Mayday Parade ~
~ Mest ~
~ Metallica ~
~ Metro Station ~
~ My Chemical Romance ~
~ Nickelback ~
~ OneRepublic ~
~ Operator ~
~ P.O.D. ~
~ Panic At The Disco ~
~ Papa Roach ~
~ Paramore ~
~ Pennywise ~
~ Plain White T's ~
~ Pop Evil ~
~ Rascal Flatts ~
~ Red ~
~ Red Jumpsuit Apparatus ~
~ Relient K ~
~ Rev Theory ~
~ Rise Against ~

~ Saving Abel ~
~ Royal Bliss ~
~ Say Anything ~
~ Scary Kids Scaring Kids ~
~ Secondhand Serenade ~
~ Seether ~
~ Senses Fail ~
~ Shades Apart ~

~ Shinedown ~
~ Sick Puppies ~
~ Simple Plan ~
~ Sixpence None The Richer ~
~ Sixx: A.M. ~
~ Slipknot ~
~ Smile Empty Soul ~
~ Social Distortion ~
~ Soundgarden ~
~ Stereoside ~
~ Story Of The Year ~
~ Sublime ~
~ Submersed ~
~ Sum 41 ~
~ Summer Obsession ~

~ Superchic[k] ~
~ Tantric ~
~ The Academy Is... ~
~ The All-American Rejects ~
~ The Almost ~
~ The Audition ~
~ The Fray ~
~ The Offspring ~
~ The Pink Spiders ~
~ The Spill Canvas ~
~ The Starting Line ~
~ The Used ~
~ The Veer Union ~
~ The Veronicas ~
~ The White Tie Affair ~
~ Theory Of A Deadman ~

~ Third Day ~
~ Three Days Grace ~
~ TobyMac (x2) ~
~ Tokio Hotel ~
~ Trapt ~
~ Vayden ~
~ Vertical Horizon ~
~ Virgos Merlot ~
~ We The Kings ~
~ Within Temptation ~


---Those are just the ones I listen to most, but like I said, I could go on forever. I think it's a pretty well-rounded list, and gives you a pretty good idea. lol---

I'm strange, and I like it. It's just the way I am. If you don't like it, I couldn't care less.

I saw this on Avenged Sevenfold's MySpace shortly after they released their self-titled album, and I liked it. The bold, italicized, and different colored words are song titles off that album, if you aren't familiar with them. =]


A Lost Gunslinger drinking a Brompton Cocktail
Screaming and praying to Dear God
that he would make it Almost Easy
to get A Little Piece Of Heaven,
and be Unbound from this Afterlife,
so he can be become Critically Acclaimed.

I Pledge Allegiance To The Deathbat Of The United Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which They Stand. Plague, One Nation, Under Christ, Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All