So I'm an extremely ADD person, right?Right.So during Guard yesterday I stepped into one of the really big band lockers and shut the door thing behind me. I was standing in there thinking: I'm so cool.Yeah…right.Anyway, Bailey came over to the door and leaned on it so that it caved in slightly. I tried to open it after she had walked away…. and I was stuck.So I'm sitting there, looking at the...

As you all know, I'm in the Color Guard (with flags and rifles?), and every Friday night we perform at the schools football game.Well, yesterday was our first football game, and one of the most horrifying experiences of my life.Let me explain:This is my first real year on the Rifle Line. SO I'm a bit scared of dropping my rifle and screwing up horribly.So yesterday we performed and as I was going...

Rifles are dangerous.Very dangerous.Today I got hit in more places then I can count with my rifle.My knee.My boob.My face (ouchie!).My wrists.(I tend to catch the rifle more with my wrists then my actual hands).And then, something quite weird happened.I almost lost my virginity to a rifle.I never thought that it would happen to me, or that it would even come close to hitting me…...

I've come to the conclusion that I'm a very expressive person.I talk with not only my words, but with my hands as well.I talk with my hands, A LOT.Today at lunch, I was having this weird conversation with Leah (As per usual) when my lunch tray attacked me.I had slammed my hands down on the lunch table and therefore forced my lunch tray to come flying at me.Luckily, there was no food on the tray,...

So I was at Guard practice today, and our captain told us a little story.You see, she went to this pro guard thing this weekend, and met some crazy people.One girl had a very...interesting story to tell.Apparently, she was doing a toss with her rifle, and was supposed to catch it between her legs.It was really dark.Yeah, she lost her virginity to a rifle.I don't know about you, but I know for a...

Yes I do know that I posted about ten poems in one day.No I did not write them all in one day (It would have been cool if I did though)I usually write my peoms in my "Rant Book" then type them up all at once.I also had some poems on here that are from my Quizilla account, so some of those were added.Yes I love poems.If you couldn't tell from the mass amounts of poem on this account...