Is this considered silly spam? I hope not.Just a few things you 'ought to know before you dive into the wonderfully mad world that is my mind:I write exactly the way I think; chaotically. Sometimes I'll go back and edit, most times I won't.I'm a bit of a smartass, but I never mean to offend unless you piss me off.I eat my feelings, and frequently mention it.I get scared way too easily. But horror...