I'm going to be one of the best mothers ever, I know it. I'm gonna be one of those mothers that if my kid's best friend thinks they're pregnant, I'll get a pregnancy test for them. (:
Well, like, my best friend's phone broke, right? And her father is extremely protective. And so she couldn't spend the night because her father had no way of getting in touch with her if he needed her. My mom was just like "What with the short leash he has on her?" and I'm just like "Not every family is like ours, Mom, stop being a bitch."