Howard woke up to the sound of someone screaming. He jerked his upper body up, and frantically looked around the room. Ashlie was standing near her side of the room, eying something on the floor."Ashlie, what is WRONG?" He yelled groggily."Sp-Spider!" she shrieked. She pointed toward the floor, where the frickin' queen spider on STEROIDS was scampering around.Howard screamed like a girl, then told...