People these days really irk me. We understand your heroes are Nicky Minaj and Snookie, and that's cool. Snooki's funny as hell when she's drunk and Nicky Minaj is a great rapper or whatever category she falls under. I just think it's a little.....ridiculous when these girls start talking like a retarded foghorn leghorn. "if you be all talking like dis and stuff and yo gurl ain't got no swagg er...

Have you ever wanted to do something but just couldn't bring yourself to actually do it? Well, I'm in one of those predicaments. I won't say exactly what for fear of it getting out, BUT I will say that it involves a certain female counterpart and another female in which i had a relationship with but totally screwed it up. I want to do it. But at the same time, I don't. What if i just end up making...

I never would've thought that you would come back into my life like you have. After everything I did to you, you're still willing to even talk to me, which is astonishing. Not that it's a bad thing. And part of me wants to beg for you back, again, and another part of me just wants to ask questions that you'll never answer. Yes, I'm scared. But i can't do it. I want to SO bad, but I can't. I made a...

A yellow school bus speeding in and out through traffic and arnold schwarzenegger is driving it and through the back window you see george bush staring at you with a dead serious look on his face flipping you off.Asking someone to do a blindfolded taste test of two different beverages but then have one of the cups be filled with bong water and Everclear.A giant snake trying to drive a car.A...

well, this is my first blog/online journal. i think i could get use to this. there are only a handful of people in my life that i feel comfortable enough with to be able to just spill my thoughts. its like no one would understand the organized mess which is my mind. maybe its just me. who knows? what baffles me is that people constantly try to prod and poke their way around up there, but once they...