I mean it was about time I did one of these. Here, my friends, are the many stories that leave me curled up in a ball of emotions for about, let's say, six hours.ORIGINAL DAMN FICTION (BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S INTERESTING.)in no particular orderTHE SIN CITY MOVEMENT by pallid.OBEDEAR by pallid.MERCILESSLY by pallid.CHILDISH by darkalyTAUNT by darkalyFIN by toujours purSEAFOAM by toujours purACCIDENT...

Okay, I'm a full-on ranter and I had to get this shit off my chest.VIRGINS. Okay, a virgin is someone pure who's never been touched sexually or done something sexually. If you've given someone oral, or if you've been fingered before and blah, you've technically been tainted. Sure, you still have your hymen and shit, but you're not really a virgin anymore, are you?So I was talking to my thirteen...

okay, I need help.I'm not talking about oh, my god, teenwolf is cool help, I'm talking about let's download every season and watch it in four days help. It's become my guilty pleasure and I'm not so guilty about it. >.< goddammit this was all MTV's fault. One moment I'm laughing at Teen Mom, and then I'm drooling over Derek Hale's freaking eight-pack.No, not six.Eight.Freaking eight.Okay,...

Okay, so I know most people aren't artistically gifted and yada yada can't be bothered to create their own layout, but just to be clear, BRIGHT COLOURS AND ILLUMINATED FONT WITH A BLINDING BACKGROUND ISN'T A LAYOUT. IT IS AN EYE TEST. DO YOU WANT US TO GO BLIND?I admit I am a very picky person. I will read a story if it has a PROPER LAYOUT with maybe a banner that isn't too UGLY AKA SLAPPED...

Okay, so yeah bananas, I'm not feeling up with the heavens right now. Feeling kind of down, I guess, and that just fuels me to write sad little drabbles on a word document that I will delete and not save. And then regret doing that thirty minutes later because it was a really good drabble with awesome detail and probably could've won an award or something.Fuck me now. Literally, mentally,...

Yeah, so we've all had our bad drunk experiences, the good ones and the slightly crazy ones. I want to know about them all. I've had my fair share, and I think I'm allowed to say that alcohol is something I'm going to keep away from for a long, long time to come...like a month :3Basically, me and my friend got so wasted that we were, like, patrolling the streets of Edinburgh singing Twinkle,...