niggs. I dunno whether to make a tumblr or just beat it. AID ME CHILDREN. AID ME.but actuals. everyone i know is like:"TUMBLRRRRRR ISSSSS MMYYYYYYY LIIIIIFEEEEEEE."^^ their words not mine mofo's.so. words of advice children.give 'em to me.commencing disney gif spam in T-minus 10. 6. 9. 3. 7. 4. 8. 2. 0. 1. 0:omg this next one made me lolz vvv.this one's so boss. niggs vvvv.the only motherf*cking...

i wrote a new poem my crapsicles: SWAGit's pretty fooking legit.Even Lady Gaga thinks so.So go read that piece of awesome-crap.I love Lady Gaga. did i tell you mofo's that? not i don't think i mofo-ing did.mofo. it's my new replacement for that word that i love so much.but seriously.Teeth. it's a mofo-ing BOSS song.so go listen to it.it makes me shake my badass, sexy booty.Whiskey loves when i...

so Jake and I (look at that badass grammar! just look at it!) ordered pizza yeah? and the delivery boy came and gave it to us and then didn't have any change on him.i know. i was shocked too. Jake was fooking shocked too! like what the actual fcuk you know?Whiskey and Ghetto were fighting again.Had to send them to separate rooms.They're like an old married couple.Nag nag nag, meow meow meow,...

I can't swear in my journals anymore.The topic of your journal has to be something worthwhile and can't be silly spam. You need to put effort into your journals.^^ that's what it says in red for the journals.I personally thought that I had a topic and that it wasn't silly spam.I wrote whatever was going through my head.It had a topic in my mind.I put a ton of effort into my journals. If I didn't,...

to my precious <3 here's your poem:do you wanna fuck JUST FÜR YOU.anybody else like Len Steal?I love them.love love love love love love.it's still motherf***ing snowing, you guise. what do i doooo? I WANNA F***ING GO OUTSIDE!Jake met a girl at the mall.motherf***er. i want a girl.nah never-f***ing-mind i'm up for some cock. do i censor that? idfk.IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE, MY SUNSHINE, IF YOU...

new poem my sweetf***ers: Show It To MeSHOW ME YOUR TEETH. JUST TELL ME WHEN. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH. OPEN YOUR MOUTH, BOY.SHOW ME YOUR TEETH. SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH.omglol. it's still snowing like a motherf***ing b**ch in heat.did i tell you guys? no, i don't think i f***ing did.i'm planning on going to art school.i'm a huge art-freak.Lady Gaga and Rihanna are my musical...

nigguhs. my phone is being a motherf***ing b**ch.searching for that damn network. f**k the network.MOTHERF*** MY NETWORK DISAPPEARED! NO F***ING SERVICE?!oh no. never-f***ing-mind. it's back.ohmymotherf***ingword.WHISKEY IS PLAYING ON MY DAMN PIANO!i own a talented motherf***er.dis b**ch gonna go far niggs. he gonna go far.inspirational story of the day for those of you who feel like nothing is...

so my beauutiful b**ches.shall this niggs write another motherf***ing poem?hey b**ches. did you know i can play the piano LIKE A BOSS?bet you motherf***ing didn't.Whiskey can play that f***ing piano too.Whiskey's the sh**s. Whiskey is mah main man niggs.kk so Jake's pancakes were motherf***ing delicious.b**ches be jellin'.they be jellin'so i met this chica at the grocers like 10 motherf***ing...

b**ches. i got a new motherf***ing poem up: i'm your baby girl tonight.i went to the arcade yesterday, in the morning, yeah? it was motherf***ing empty.b**ches don't motherf***ing go to arcades no moar.Whiskey peed on my brother.did i tell you my broski's name? it's Jake.Jake-wakey-bakey-makey-snakey-dakey.He goes to a university. I'm applying to motherf***ing universities.it motherf***king sucks...

so apparently this niggs over here has to censor their motherf***ing journals.another inspirational story for those of you who feel like the world couldn't get any more unfair:so i was walking my brother's fish, Ghetto, and some kid rode by in a tri-cycle.that's the end of the story.I want to f***ing blow up some f***ing balloons. like motherf***.Damn I want a f***ing eBook. Those things look like...

another poem for my bitches: strip for me.is it just me, or am i seeing an occuring theme amongst my poetry?must just be me.Whiskey peed on my English paper outline.Whiskey needs to be filmed and put on youtube.Whiskey should be a superstar.I wrote this solioquy once, in the 8th grade, and I got a B+.I was fucking pissed like no other. It was an extra-cred assignment.I got suspended twice in the...

follow whispersexinmyears - its a truly inspirational blog from deep within.Whiskey, my cat, just ate my fucking dried mango strips that i'd stashed in my drawer.i bet if he was a human, he'd be black and live in a ghetto.what a con-man. acting all cute and innocent, but in reality: stealing my motherfucking dried mango strips.what cat does that? mine does.Can you imagine the Hoff holding a cat?...

here's the new poem: sex meso this one time, i biked to the grocers and this lady was there.that's the end of the story.Have you watched Marcel the Shell? it's my life. I quoted that from Bon Jovi. he's pretty much my life too. Mumma likes Bon Jovi.He's in that new movie, New Years Eve.I wanna watch that fucking movie. It's looks motherfucking bamf.Jesus, I have an English paper to write.I have a...

Lady Gaga is the shit.She's so amazing.Her music makes me wanna shake my bony, white ass like nobody's biz-nass.Like seriously. It's the bomb-shizzle in my drizzle, making my body fizzle.I want to, like, touch her. Her hand. Hold it. In mine. And tell her that she's motherfucking inspirational like no other. She makes me want to be somebody.She also makes me wish my mumma would tell me things when...

Advice #1: read my goddamn poem - chains.and if that doesn't work, you're obviously just one ugly motherfucker.srsly bish.just off yourself.no but srsly, i kid.i'm sure you're beatiful in another universeAdvice #2: go to a fucking party - you might actually meet somebody.and if that doesn't work, you're obviously trying too hard or you lied to yourselfand went to your 4-year-old cousins birthday...