SEXY SEXY HEADS!!Have no fear... you FUCKING QUEER.I AM TURNING EIGHTEEN. BLOODY NORA. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? YESTERDAY I WAS DANCING AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR TO THE THEME TUNE OF HANNAH MONTANA.I'm so excited. The annoying thing is having to have like, two zillion different celebrations because I'm just so FUCKING POPULAR.Haha. No.In a way I was dreading this for a while because(get your violins out...

TTTTTTTTTTRY TO FIND MEI TRY TO FIND YOUUUTURN AROUND COS I’M STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOUUU.Word up. Message 2 ya mother.(I hope you’re having a pleasant day and I have the outmost respect for what you do for the family, you are the glue that holds your household together and your womanly essence is the architecture of stability.)I’m getting betterI’m getting betterI’m getting betterI’m...

You're a fucking idiot for opening a blog with that as a title. What the fuck are you expecting, you freak. It's like you should have stayed at school. And unless you're in cage the elephant you're not gonna get by without an education, dawg.Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.So here's what I've been thinking. Yeah. Yes. Si. Oui. FUCKING YEAH. Teenage girls of the internet, and in particular, of...

Eyyyyyyyy virgins. How goes it? Just took my sleeping pills. I gave in to it. I usually resist them because I’m CONVINCED I’m missing REALLY REALLY GREAT shows on Real Life such as motherfuckin life changing documentarys about lizards and that. Awww shiiiiyiiiit.Guess what just occurred? An occurrence. It occurred it did. Had an occur.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.So there my sister is, all ‘BEFFAN FOR...

Good day. Or, moderate day, if you're northern. And if you're from scotland.. what are you even doing here pal?! Shouldn't you be at the clinic...?Bit of casual racism to start off another lovely, narcissistic, offensive-to-all blog of mine on this beautiful thursday evening. It's okay. No-one will hit me for it. I do not leave the house.SOOOOOO, WHATZZ NEWWW.Come to a few more conclusions ain't...

Do you realise how happy it makes me when I see you recommend my stuff? I mean obviously my fanfictions, but that's different. I mean my blogs, and my poems and that. You don't have to read all this I just want you to know how grateful I am for you lot. And I don't know if it's cos you actually like my stuff, or if it's cos you're my friends, even those of you I'm not that close to, Margot,...

"...But you’ll always be my hero. Even though you've lost your mind.."When you were little, you were fed this idea about how life happened. And in particular, love. A simple word, with a simple meaning. Your mind was wrapped up in cotton wool, with the theory that you’d fall in love, and live happily ever after. But now you’re older, and that cotton wool is starting to unravel. And you see...

But I like blogs. You don't have to go outside to write them. Always a bonus.I chi! I chi!I just dyed my hair. Blonde. It smells like vinegar. I'm going to the cinema tonight. I hope no-one gets the wrong idea and tries to buy chips off me, because, I'm going to be straight with you here, I WILL punch them in the face.Hmm. I really don't want to go out. I want to stay in watching Cherri Bomb...

Taboo. I hate taboo. The word represents all that is wrong with people.You're acting offended by what I've said, but not because you CARE - because you're SUPPOSED to be offended in order to fit in with everyone else and 'have morals'.For example, there are certain things you must never, ever joke about. When if you're going to use THAT logic... well, on a larger scale, everything's offensive, is...

..with how The Beth has been acting the last two days. it's so sad. it's actually tragic. I have become a 14 year old girl. I am now going to grow up, stop being pathetic and poisonous and psycho, and get a life.Yes.Right after I've finished this ice cream. I'm sure it's out of date, actually. I wouldn't know, it's in german, but if ice cream has green bits in it, does that mean it's out of date?...

1. I don't like sunflower seeds. I tried and I tried with them. It was a one way street. Apparently they make your eyelashes longer.So I ate them and i ate them but did my eyelashes grow longer? Did they fuck. They are the most deceitful seeds of them all, those sunflower seeds. Watch out.2. Misogynist cunts and bands do not mix. Especially if they're the frontman of said band. Especially if they...

Today I spiked my mum's drink."WHAT?!?! BEFFAN THAT IS SO TOTALLY NOT COOL. YOU COULD GET UNDER ARRESTED FOR THAT. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WITH HER VAGINA. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HER DRUNKED LOL." I hear you cry.The answer to that is I didn't do it on PURPOSE you FUCKING KNOBS.I was simply trying to make cocktails last night with fruit shoots, vodka, gin, undiluted squash, milk (I heard the...

NEWSFLASHIT'S SO FUCKING HOTFUCKING HELLPANTING OVER HEREAIN'T EVEN MASTURBATED (YET)Literally. I was trying to update my next chapter of my Shitfic as I call it, but I just overheated and now there's beads of sweat all over my body and I feel like I'm in that Holly Valance video from 2002. So whilst I try to cool myself down, I will get sidetracked and I will tell you all about my day. okay?1....

Who wants to hear about my life.Aye.No one.Well no one gets what they want! Did that confuse you? It confused me.I'm going to Wales for New Years as usual. I can't wait. Well, I can, but I won't enjoy the wait... IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU VIRGINS.My chemical romance. Wow. What a shit band.Really guys. Really? Can't you just be models for the Why To Not Roll Around In Flower And Not Wash Your...

People I've said 'see you in the pit' to in the past two days:My mumMy dadMy sisterMy grandadFrankie boyleThe bus driverFather Christmas at his grottoThe man at the curry house after I ordered my curryA middle aged man who's lighter I borrowed (IT WAS GREEN!) (!!!)And I even ended up saying it to God as I said my night time prayer last night. I was like, 'Amen. See you in the pit, God.'Yeah.That's...

Bethan is a fucking idiot who stayed up all night even though she knows she gets like this when she stays up all night and has realised her life is literally nothing nothing nothing earlier my sister said as a joke 'what would your life be like if it was a musical? do nothing all day, go mental and try to self harm, sleep, repeat' and i laughed at the time but thinking about it it's so so so so so...

so I probably won't get to meet very many of youu. :( I'm going to stop wearing makeup, buying new clothes, etc, because I don't need any of it. alcohol too. the things I 'need' money for, are not necessities. and tonight I've been thinking. really really thinking.where would i be if i hadn't been taught how to write? how to express myself through writing?I'd be a lot fucking crazier and sadder...

I like how I've included myself because this is also directed to me.Everyone in the above list shall be included in the family I am about to make in sims. If any of you piss me off or turn up a fucking hour late to our 6:30am swimming sessions or get jealous because I'm so popular (looking at you hannah carroll) I will lock your sim in a room with no food and watch you slowly die. so there.I'm...

I don't know what the fuck this is. A 4am blog? The most emotional point of my night? Who knows.My genuine feelings right now:1. Why won't Mike Lewis love me? I'm everything he needs. I have a vagina. He has a penis. The perfect fit. I'm not too keen on his stubble but we can get past that. We can fuck in the dark.2. Why do I try so hard with everything I do socialwise, when in reality, however...

#personal#dontreadbecauseillprobablyregretthistomorroworsomethingidkfeelingsI either have too many or I have noneI don't know which is worsewhen I have too many I can't control myself, I'm scared of myself, I smash mirrors, grab anything with a non-blunt edge and just drive it into my skin, can't calm down until I see the blood, and even then I sit there shaking and crying and out of...