Birthmas = Birthday + Christmas.Birthmas is celebrated by the unfortunate children, for example: me, who's parent's decided it would totally radical to conceive me around March and then be magically born on freaking Christmas.Like WTF.I get one present from my parents. Every year.It doesn't bother me as much anymore, but as kid, I can definitely tell you that I WAS JUST SO RATTLED.All the other...