kristalmeth

I'm practical, disciplined & ambitious. I usually know exactly what I want and know the best way to get it. I'm pretty aggressive at times. Attempts to make me look stupid pisses me off more than anything. Respect is a huge deal to me. Treat me how you want to be treated. I'm super loyal to my friends, family and partners. Yes, love matters. It's a huge deal, don't deny it. I'm extremely hard shelled and stubborn but am very sincere and passionate. I'm super duper nice, but if you give me a reason not to be, I'm well prepared. Keep my name out of your mouth, I don't want to hear you talk bull. Love scared the shit out of me for the longest time. I'm morbid at heart; from deep fried fetuses to burying knives in faces, I'm into it. "Don't mock me. Don't try to be me and don't threaten me with a knife without cutting me a little bit. I'm extremely opinionated, but I try to keep them to myself. I loath stereotypes. I'm just me, and being me is pretty rad. Want me to make you laugh? I'm told everyday how hilarious I am. Orientation? I have no limitations. Do not label me. I can judge myself, kay? Thanks. Let it be known. I drop it like it's hot and I brush my teeth in the shower. I do not have [a] perfect skin, hair, attitude, smile or anything. I'm not conceited, I love snakes and hate spiders. My god, they scare the hell out of me. I burst out into random song and dance a lot and I love to cuddle. I give amazing hugs. Want to kiss me? You might as well try, but I will make fun of you. That's a promise. I like to tease people, but it's all in good fun. Don't feel threatened by it. If you can't take a joke, you'll hate me fer sure. I take random pictures out of boredom. I'm pretty shy at first, but warm me up a little and you'll want to get rid of me. Drama is definitely not my thing. So keep it to yourself, kay? I'm a huge fan of zombies, if you didn't notice. I'm a gore fan, so watch a scary movie with me and I'll love you forever. I'm terrified of being alone. It scares the hell out of me..again. I watch movies like it's my job, along with cracking my knuckles. I'm always arguing with myself and contradicting my own opinions. I'm quite the goofball if you catch me on a good day. I have an extreme attraction to cute brunette guys . Oh yeah, I love gummy bears and chocolate milk. Don't stab me in the back because I'll stab you in the face. I'm a sweetheart, but I have a dark side. I'm brutally honest and straight forward. You're better off not falling in love with me. If you're going to talk to me, make it interesting. Leave me a comment, I'll always reply. So get at me, I won't disappoint.