It's creative! It's weird! It's me! Introducing the all new J! She is a mindless drone that never leaves her computer screen and always complains that she has no life! But wait!! She will also creepily stalk your profile and grow jealous of it! Guranteed! But thats not all! She also writes crappy stories that are so irredeemably bad, you will find her and punch her in the face! What are you waiting for?! Order now! ________________________________________________ Not much to say. My name is J. I like to write. But I guess you already knew that. I mean, this is a creative writing site. But wait a minute... I'm not creative! Death! Does this mean I have to leave? Can I please stay for a bit longer? I can stay forever?! Really?! Oh thank-you! Mybackspacehasbeentakenhostageandmystupidspacebarlefttotryandgetitback. ThisisthelandofRANDOMNESS! Yehavebeenwarned. Ifyou'rewonderingwhymybackspaceisstillahostageitisbecauseIhavetopayaransomof1-dollarandIdon'thaveenoughforthat.