I am currently trying to eat a slice of bread. This usually wouldn't be so hard if it weren't for the fact that I have tonsillitis.I am clearly a boss.I am also content with life.Just thought you would like to know.This isn't the usual type of shieeet I write.I made a poem just now.Everyone I meet is crapThe ones that like indieAnd the ones that like to fapThey speak of averageAnd dream of...